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In this corner, weighing in at 255 milligrams, the Martian ! |
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And in this corner, weighing in at 245 milligrams, and former Heavy weight champion of the world, Terri-Bull ! |
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BOOM ! The Martian wastes no time, as he comes out of the gate with a sickening drop kick ! |
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Terri-Bull lands with a THUD! OUCH, that's gotta hurt ! |
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No mercy! This time pounding the face of the former champ. |
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A quick thigh drop reversal by Terri-Bull ! |
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OH NO, into the turnbuckle we go ! |
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I'd hate to see the rope hickey that Martian is going to have on his forehead ! |
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Speaking of hickeys, Fox ! Did I ever tell you about the time that 23 year old dead head left one on my....... |
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CRACK ! What a vicious hit to the midsection. I think he might have a broken rib. Either that, or Terri-Bull just busted off the other horn. Yeah, I hear he's only half as horny as the rest of the clan! |
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I think he's got the Martian tied up in the ropes! Full body attack! |
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Jerry, Here comes his finisher. Question for you Fox? Is it the blow to the head on impact, or the proximity to Terri-Bull's armpit that knocks them out? I really can't smell, Jerry, why don't you ask him? |
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1, 2, 3 ! DING DING DING |
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You're winner, advancing to the second round. Terri-Bull ! |
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You sure took some damage early on Terri-Bull. I'm surprised you pulled it off. Do you doubt my superiority you FOOL? No, it's just that........... Pitiful dolt ! You will all see the power of the Bulls when this pathetic formality is past.
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