Kinnikuman G2

Plot Synopsis

All names used are the original Japanese names. When a new character is introduced, his American name is used (in parenthesis) at the beginning of the episode synopsis. For example you would see Blood Killer (Adversarious) or Tel Tel Boy (Dialbolic).

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Episode 61

By Dr. Tooth

01/31/2004

We find Kevin Mask as we had previously left him, about to be slammed inside Blox's (LegoX) massive Book transformation.  This technique, known as the Hard Back Crash, is performed violently smashing Kevin in Blox's grasp.  While the crowd views such a gruesome display, Mac Metaphor and Doc Nakano recreate the scene with a giant book of their own (with a little help from the prop department, of course).  However, things go haywire, as this demonstration backfires, crushing Doc in the process.
Back ringside,  the slams get more painful and repetitive, allowing time for the old pain to dull just as the new slam is landed.  The spectacle seems to shock all the fans, except Jacqueline, who's just spitting out one liners.  Even the Kid seems frightened by the mammoth sized book, but possibly for all the large, scary words.  It looks like the dynasty of the Mask family warriors is at an end.  Things look worse as Kevin uses his last ounce of strength to force the book open only to have it violently slammed shut once again.  Even Blox feels Kevin getting weaker, and assures him it won't be a happy ending.
However, Kevin doesn't believe in happy endings, just himself and leaps out of the massive walls.  Blox is now pounded by Kevin's fast and furious "Shockwave Stomps"  It appears the fight will be over, but Jacqueline knows better.  The footwork earns Kevin the demeaning nickname, "Prancer," as Blox deconstructs himself and reassembles arms and legs to counter the move.  Blox is about to execute the "sonic Crush,"  But ol' Kevin knows what's what and counters it with a Frankensteiner.  Kevin then performs more fancy footwork as he bounds over to the turnbuckle and launches off the ropes.  Blox is pinned by the move, but not for long.  He expands his chest, hurtling  Kevin out of the pin.  Kevin tries to use this to his advantage, attempting to elbow Blox on re-entry.  Blox once again disassembles just as Kevin lands, breaking his own arm in the process.
At which point, Blox transforms into something quite non-sequitur looking, a 60 story high ramp, complete with a "Loop-de-loop."  It is made with a purpose, unbeknownst to anyone else.  Blox sends his head careening down the slide, gaining momentum, hammering Kevin in the chest on the way down.  But Kevin is able to take the blow, and stands in anticipation of Blox's next trick.
Blox gives new meaning to the old adage, "If you can't beat them, join them," to a new meaning.  He disconnects yet again, and his pieces attach like leaches to Kevin's body and armor.  Engulfed in the barrage of building blocks, Kevin finds it harder and harder (and soon impossible) to move.  Lord Flash, Kevin's mysterious coach informs that there is a small opening in the back.  It's a matter of seconds as earsplitting pops and cracks are audible.  Truly a disgusting sight that causes Kid Muscle to grab on to Meat in fear.  Kevin has dislocated his joints so he could fit through the small opening.  After the escape, Kevin learns the startling discovery. Blox has assimilated his form.  Blox didn't want to suffocate him, there's no fun or challenge in that.
Kevin tries to attack, but he cannot even land a single blow of three.  Blox has cancelled them all out.  As Kevin falls to the matt after such fruitless efforts, Blox explains why it's not going to be easy to fell him now.  Kevin is victim to Blox's "Building Block Mocker,"  which not only copies the opponents looks, but also their attacks and knowledge of them.  Doc wrestles himself quite literally as he attempts to explain how it will lead to a deadlock.
Kevin comprehends the gravity of the situation.  He lunges toward Blox, about to perform a tackle, but swiftly changes it into a clothesline, finally knocking Blox off guard.  Just as it looks like Kevin has got Blox where he wants him, the toy menace wonders "What would Kevin Mask do?"  The Answer?  A Cleveland Clincher.  Kevin tries to sock it to Blox, but his fist is caught and squeezed hard.  A new wrinkle develops.  Blox may have Kevin's abilities, but Blox also has a higher Chojin power.  Even if it appears that any move results in a stalemate, Blox can break it, as he is stronger.
Blox then acts by performing Kevin's triangle hold.  Kevin seizes the opportunity to tuck and roll out of Blox's grasp.  At which point, Ikemen rejoins his father and younger, more beloved sibling in the McMadd family box.  Ikemen believes that Kevin's wrestling career is over, but Jacqueline knows otherwise.  Taking a cue from Kevin Mask, Kid Muscle seizes an opportunity of his own. on his beloved Jackie!  Once again, decked out in the finest wardrobe a split second could provide him, he shoves a rose in Jackie's face.  And like all his other romantic efforts, he is once again denied.  Jacqueline snips the bud off the rose, leaving the Kid with the pathetic stem and making him look like a loser once again. 
The opponents square each other off to a standstill, awaiting the other's next move.  Blox flips back into action, once again hacking off another one of Kevin's moves.  He pins Kevin to the ropes and performs the agonizing "Royal stretch."  Things look bleak, and the fans turn their backs and cheer for Blox, who would look to be the clear winner.  Kevin starts to cackle menacingly.  It seems he's finally lost it.  Kevin hasn't.  He knows  that true competition brings out the best in a person, especially when fighting oneself.  Kevin vows he's a better, improved fighter and concludes the episode warning Blox he's in for the fight of his life.

 

Episode 62

By Dr. Tooth

02/07/2004 Doc and Mac wonder how he can laugh while in that move.  Doc can't laugh, but he sure can cut one (and you thought the Kinnikuman family had the monopoly on that stuff!).  Feeling Kevin has lost it, the fans change their tunes and cheer for Blox, telling him to finish Kevin off).  But Blox knows that you cannot laugh and scream at the same time.  Kid Muscle wonders that as well, and asks Meat to Tickle him.  Under the pressure of the hold, Kevin Mask's family Armor (worn by all the Masks) cracks.  Well that certainly stopped him from laughing.  Moving his feet out of the hold, Kevin Kicks at the sides of Blox's (or shall we say Clone Kevin's) head.  As Blox is weakened by the move, Kevin turns the hold into a Crab hold, finally getting the advantage of Blox..  Ax in the. well you get the idea. The fight has brought back Kevin Mask's evil side, not seen since he denounced the dMp (Demon manufacturing Plant) for lack of loyalty.  Once again he adopts the dMp ethic (or lack of it) and fights as dirty as possible.  Jacqueline is the only one who likes Kevin's dark side (even Doc and Mac are frightened).  Kevin lunges into his opponent, tackling him towards the ropes, and  punches him as he bounces back.  He then Grabs Blox and smashes him into the turnbuckle.  Kevin adds that if he needs to fight dirty to win the match, he will.
What's a sign of Brain Damage?  Why, Bizarre behavior of course.  That's about par when you dress up like geisha girls for no apparent reason.  But Meat acts like the Kid never dressed up in women's clothing before.  There truly are no rules in this fight.  It's war, settles, it's quite the opposite.  Not only is Kevin standing, but he has Blox where he wants him.  Kevin has stopped the steamroller with one bare hand.  He truly knows the secret weakness of Blox.  He could have stopped Blox sooner, but he was building suspense.  Every time Blox reassembled, one distinctive piece led all the other pieces, like a school of fish.  This Black piece isn't like the others.  It's Blox's heart and mind.  If it were lost or separated, the rest of the pieces would be useless. As Blox said earlier, blocks don't break, but the black one does.  So Kevin lands a swift punch, and Blox shouts in pain. Kevin Mask kicks the piece out, causing Blox to fall like a house of cards.  But he reassembles yet again into his former state.  In a desperate last ditch effort, Blox jumps off the ropes with a sonic body crash.  But Kevin leaps off the ropes as well with a leaping leg strike.  As the two collide, Kevin once again kicked the black piece out, which now hovers in midair.  Kevin's inner Chojin likes puppies, right?  Kid Muscle chases her and begs like a yappy little canine, but Jackie treats him more like a football, and kicks a field goal.  Kid Muscle lands in the water, on top of an octopus not seen since the battle between Kid Muscle and Hydrozoa.  Kevin Mask walks by, and Jackie interrupts him to congratulate his victory.  It was an entertaining fight, and even she was amused.  Kevin dumps a hand full of Blox's remains in her hands.  "How would you like to have the blood of a Chojin in your hands," he asks.  Clearly he isn't in on this to amuse anyone.  The Chojin Crown was a battle.  And it's become a war.

 

 

Episode 63

By

Checkmate17

02/14/2004 Episode opens with the crowd all seated awaiting the epic contest between Jaeger and Ricardo. Mac is busy talking but Doc is more interested in combing his wig. Kid Muscle is shown with some octopus dumplings for Roxanne but realizes she isn't around. Kid Muscle begins running around looking for her but stumbles upon Ricardo's locker room so he decides to take a peak inside. Ricardo is show blindfolded and begins to do his workout with consists of him crushing metal water drums with his legs and arms. As Ricardo finishes up, he hears Kid Muscle and asks him if he is looking for something. Kid Muscle squirms away, frightened as usual. Scene switches to a group of people standing outside of Jaeger's locker room and Roxanne is looking on in the far distance. She starts talking about wishing Jaeger good luck in his match until she hears Kid Muscle coming so she quickly hides. Kid Muscle hears Jaeger say Roxanne's name so he goes to investigate Jaeger's locker room. Jaeger and Kid Muscle start talking about Roxanne, their friendship, Jaeger's mothers death at the hands of the dMp, and facing each other in the Chojin Crown semifinals. Brocken Jr. shows up and tells Jaeger that it's time for battle. Before Jaeger leaves he tells Kid Muscle that he'd love to try his Mom's cow and rice sometime. Jaeger then leaves with Brocken Jr.

Ricardo is in the ring waiting for Jaeger to show up while Doc Nakano is playing with his wig again. Kid Muscle starts wandering around looking for Roxanne again. Ikemen McMadd is in the ring and about to make the introductions until a helicopter shows up carrying Vance and Jacqueline McMadd. Kid Muscle gets overjoyed when he see Jacqueline but Roxanne takes notice of this and sends Kid Muscle flying by stepping on his foot. Kid Muscle begins insulting Ikemen about his looks but Ikemen claims he has a way to dazzle the audience. He begins to make the introductions again but says gadies and lentlemen instead of the other way around which causes the everyone to laugh at him some more. Vance McMadd is shown embarrassed and wonders to himself if it isn't too late to make Jacqueline the chairman of the IWF. Ikemen starts rapping but is quickly beaten up by his father and sister. Jaeger makes his way to the ring and slowly gets in, sizing himself up to Ricardo. Roxanne asks Terry Kenyon if she should be worried for Jaeger while Kid Muscle is acting up with some sausage. Terry told Roxanne that she should be worried but Roxanne still believer Jaeger will win. In the ring, Brocken Jr. gives Jaeger some advice to attack Ricardo's mask so the match will be easier for him. Ikemen finally makes ring introductions and insults Ricardo but saying that he doesn't size up to him. The fans disagree so Ikemen throws the microphone at Ricardo but Ricardo just deflects it back, right into Ikemen's face. Ikemen introduces Jaeger and then gets to ring the bell so the match can begin.

Kid Muscle is eating some more meat but then lets off a burp. Kid said that Msr. Cheeks taught him that and he was about to do another but got pounced by Roxanne and company. Ikemen starts laughing hysterically until Jacqueline throws the ring bell at him. Kid Muscle then starts laughing but gets a hammer thrown at him. Jaeger and Ricardo start circling each other and Ricardo makes the opening move. Ricardo charges at Jaeger but Jaeger delivers a knee strike to Ricardo's chest. Jaeger puts Ricardo in a headlock and holds him in a vertical suplex like position. Ricardo reverses the move and put Jaeger into the Triangle Hold. Ricardo bends backwards and puts Jaeger in a move he calls the Tarantula Hold. Everyone starts feeling doubtful of Jaeger winning except for Roxanne who tells everyone to think positive. Meat brings up the fact that Jaeger's arm is not fully healed since the time Mars broke it. Jaeger begins to doubt himself and says he may not be able to hold on but Brocken Jr. tells him otherwise. Brocken reminds Jaeger of his training as a youth and tells him that the pain he's going through now is nothing compared to back then and the pain is all in his mind. Jaeger realizes this and breaks out of Ricardo's hold. Jaeger takes Ricardo into the air and gives him a move called the Uber Slam. Jaeger proceeds to slam Ricardo back into the wrestling ring.

Everyone thinks Jaeger has won the match, including Kid Muscle who says no one can beat Jaeger. Meat tells Kid Muscle that he should watch who he's rooting for because he will face either Jaeger or Ricardo in the Chojin Crown semifinals. Kid Muscle starts rooting for Jaeger but tells him to let Ricardo beat on him for a little while so Kid can have an easy next round match. Jaeger and Ricardo start insulting each other with rhymes until Jaeger kicks Ricardo in the head, shattering half of Ricardo's face to reveal a more sinister face underneath. Ricardo charges Jaeger but Jaeger counters and locks Ricardo in an arm bar. Ricardo's arm shatters to reveal another arm underneath. Jaeger releases the hold because of a spiky bracelet on Ricardo's arm. Everyone questions about Ricardo's bracelet but Brocken Jr. is shown and is more concerned about Ricardo's eyes, saying that belong to someone evil and not that of a Chojin. Jaeger bounces of the ropes but Ricardo uses his bracelet to lock up Jaeger's leg and toss him into the air. Ricardo catches Jaeger and uses a reverse neck crunch into an arm bar. Suddenly, the rest of Ricardo's fake body shatters off to reveal his true form, a huge white demon-like creature with orange eyes. Kid Muscle is freaked out Ricardo is laughing as the episode comes to an end.
 

 

Episode 64

by MaxPowerz

02/21/2004

The match between Jaeger and Ricardo still is in high heat. Ricardo has
Jaeger in a leg lock. Vance McMadd states that Ricardo looks ugly and
Ikemen says you better not be talking about me. Vance informs his son
that your chin isn't that ugly, its just gruesome. Jacqueline comes in
thinking that Ricardo looks dreamy and would probably spice things up in
her life. Brocken Jr. tells her that he gets a bad feeling from Ricardo;
that it's some unique sort of evil he cannot put his finger on right now.
Ricardo tightens the Cross Clutch knee hold. Broken yells to Jaeger to get
out and do what they have practiced in that move. Jaeger pushes his arms
back causing Ricardo to flip behind him. Jaeger flies into the air and is
coming down with a smashing knee drop! Before he has a chance to plant the
move, Ricardo bites Jaeger's knee with a Jagged Jaw!
Doc figures out now why Ricardo doesn't move his mouth when he speaks. He
states that Ricardo saves all his energy for when he comes in to attack
his prey, just like a piranha.
Instantaneously, Ricardo grabs Jaeger, flies high into the air, and tosses
the helpless body down. Ricardo grabs his spike shackle and throws it
faster than Jaeger. Once it attached itself to the ring, he pulled up to
make the matt turn into a large spike for his victim to fall on. Jaeger
hits the canvas hard, ripping the back of his outfit. The ring then forms
back to its original shape as Ricardo lands back into the ring. Brocken Jr
looks over to Ricardo and sees the dMp logo appear on Ricardo's arm
causing him to shout out in question how could this be with the dMp wiped
out. The whole audience is shocked and Brocken continues saying it was
clear that Ricardo had evil running threw his veins and he could see it in
his stare. Its was a stare of evil. Jaeger is confused on how Ricardo
could be on the side of the dMp since all of his moves are like that of a
muscle leaguer. Ricardo explains that he is muscle league/dMp hybrid. He
was born into the dMp and since his parents wanted him to learn all the
strengths and weaknesses of the Muscle League, the brought him to an elder
muscle league trainer named Pa-Shango. At first Ricardo was turned away
but once he saw him dressed up as a good guy, Pa-Shango could not refuse.
Ricardo was trained 20 hours a day, 7 days a week with every move and hold
that Pa-shango knew. One day Ricardo just woke up forgetting all his roots
and thought he was a muscle leaguer. When he heard about the destruction
of the dMp headquarters, he started to remember it all again. He went back
to the lair and he was sure of who he was. He decided to keep his roots
hidden from everyone, including Master Pa-Shango so he could stay longer
but he realized later it was not meant to be.
Ikemen tells himself upon hearing this that this would be great for
ticket sales and ratings because having the arch rival to the muscle
league would draw in big interest.
Jaeger moans as he gets up that he must win this for the muscle league. He
then charges up for his specialty move, the "Red Rain of Pain". Jaeger
informs Ricardo that he does not care if he trained under the Muscle
League because deep down Ricardo is still dMp. Jaeger then goes with his
move and it is dodged quickly. Ricardo mocks the move saying it was not bad
because the color from the heat could do some good for him he then asks
for him to do it again. Jaeger does and Ricardo attempts to jump over it
but gets hit on the knee, knocking him on his back. Jaeger quickly jumps
on top of him and is about to lay a blow that could possibly take him out
but Brocken yells out to his son to remember what he was taught and to
stick to his game plan. Jaeger remembers that when an opponent is down,
they are the most dangerous. Jaeger feels overly confident and goes for
the move anyway. Ricardo blocks the move with his chain following it by
flipping Jaeger into the air for the "sand trap suplex". Jaeger holds his
neck trying to breath. Ricardo suddenly remembers the same thing
happening with Pa-Shango. In this flash-back, his master sees half of
Ricardo's mask off and tells him "I see what you are, a spawn of the dMp".
Ricardo looks at his master unknowing and cannot understand how and why he
could be evil. Pa-shango says that he has to destroy him and goes in for a
kick, knocking off the other part of his mask. Ricardo grabs his master
and places him into the "Brazilian Nut Cracker". Ricardo realizes what he
has done and apologizes but he is too late as his move knocked him out.
The flashback fades out as we see Ricardo crying out for help for his
fallen master.
We come back to Ricardo coming back into the match realizing where he is
and he jumps to the turnbuckle. Brocken is yelling at Jaeger to get up and
to think of all the blood and sweat he has put into his training to get
here. The crowd starts chanting for Jaeger causing him to realize that he
must find strength through his friends and fans. Ricardo retorts that he
doesn't need help from them except to carry him out on a stretcher.
Ricardo then jumps off the ropes for another Jagged Jaw attack but it is
countered by by a drop kick followed by a pile driver. Ricardo laughs it
off and says that he cannot do a thing by himself and everyone gives him
his strength so without them, he is nothing. In anger, Jaeger pulls off
the neck guard on the back of his helmet and throws it at his father.
Jaeger says he doesn't want any help and can do this all on his own
without any support. Jaeger then kicks Ricardo with great speed  but each
kick looks as though it is blocked by Ricardo's knees. Jaeger jumps up to
do the hammer heal shoe stomp but its reversed by a dragon claw throw.
Ricardo then jumps atop Jaeger and lays fist after fist on him. Roxanne
pleads with broken to help but is told some things you have to learn on
your own. Jaeger then tries his red rain of pain again but Ricardo dodges
it locking Jaeger's arms so he is immobile. Ricardo does his shackle spike
move to the ropes which cuts the outer layer of them off. Next, he uses
his cable coil attack which makes the ropes twist into a gigantic spring.
Ricardo picks Jaeger up and suplexes him right on the oversized spring and
he himself jumps on it too following him. In mid air Ricardo locks in his
finishing move the "Brazilian nut cracker" and Roxanne yells at Brocken to
do something before Jaeger gets seriously hurt. Brocken lets her know that
all he can do is throw in the towel but its not his place to do that now.
Kid muscle is getting very worried by the speed that Ricardo and Jaeger
are coming down and Terry Kenyon says that it looks as though Jaeger is
about to pass out. We see a shot of the ring and Jaeger's towel is thrown
in. Ricardo stops suddenly in the air. The camera slowly turns to the
corner of the ring and we see that it was Roxanne who has thrown in the
towel. She cries that she had no choice. Ricardo yells that he has to get
down somehow so continues the move on Jaeger. The crowd is in awe. Roxanne
tears up crying "LEAVE HIM ALONE!" The two hit the matt. Jaegers helmet
smashes into pieces as Jaeger flops to the ground. Everyone is even more
shocked.  The crowd starts yelling how unfair it was and its against the
rules to attack someone after the towel has been thrown in. two wrestlers
in the front row who look like they would have been on the dMp yelled that
Ricardo did win because the towel was thrown. Vance and Ikemen looked at
each other confused and Jacqueline told everyone to read the rules because she
knows that once a wrestler has thrown the towel in, it is illegal to
continue to attack but since the towel was thrown in during the middle of
a move already in process, it is perfectly legal making Ricardo the
official winner. This means that the final match of the Chojin crown is
going to be Ricardo vs. Kid Muscle. Everyone noticed that Kid Muscle is
nowhere to be found and the all figure he ran away in fear. Trixie and
Kiki say its unfair because Ricardo stopped in the air and did not have to
finish the move, Roxanne yells out who cares and runs to Jaeger's aid.
Ricardo cannot believe what he has done but is not surprised because he
remembers doing it before. He suddenly gives a cry of pain.
We jump to outside the arena where we see the kid looking at a shop that
has cow and rice in the rain. Mantaro turns around and sees Jaeger being
held in a stretcher being placed into an ambulance. Kid Muscle runs to see
what's happening and the E.M.T. workers say its going to be tough for Jaeger
and to not get your hopes up. The Kid tells Jaeger "cow and rice". Jaeger
miraculously wakes up saying he wants to try his moms as he promised and
asked the kid to promise to beat Ricardo. The kid promises he can. Broken
Jr in the distance proudly states that Jaeger may have lost the match, but
has gained independence which is greater. The kid wishes Jaeger a good
recovery as he is taken away into the ambulance. Roxanne informs the kid
that he gave Jaeger a very serious promise but the kid answers that its
one he's going to keep. The rain stops and Roxanne asks the kid if he think
that the storm is over. The kid says "no".
 

 

Episode 65

By TheOrgg

02/28/2004

Monsuer Cheeks flips toward the screen and announces that Jaeger has been 'Wiped Out' by Ricardo, whom has been busted out of his Muscle League shell.

Mac Metaphor introduces the unexpected parade of wrestlers with "Fans have flocked for their favorite chosen Chojins!"  Roxanne and pals remark upon the crowd and are rushed while trying to take pictures three times;  Kevin Mask and Lord Flash appear and begin commenting that they are suppose to be wrestlers, and expressing their disgust for the spectacle of the parade.  They concoct a plan of escape:  Each grabs the upper body of the other, and beginning by fraying Doc's toupee with their feet, they flip each other onto the heads of dozens of crowd members toward the end of the parade.  Ricardo's cart now appears with Ricardo in DMP form, and is peppered with junk, garbage, and food remnants.  Following the villain, Wally shows up on a bike pulling a cart with Kid Muscle, Meat, aand Wally's family.  Meat and the Kid complain about the 'safe and smooth' ride Wally is providing, and Meat decides to try Kevin Mask's way out of the fix.  Meat grabs Kid Muscle by the head, puts him up in a suplex position, and then thrusts both himself and the Kid backwards... smashing Kid into the sidewalk as the crowd runs screaming out of the way of the pariahan wrestler.  "What went wrong? asks Kid Muscle.  "You mean right now, or in general?" Meat quips back.

We next see Ricardo in bad guy form training by crushing cars together and announcing that he is 'invincible!.'  The next scene is Kid Muscle sitting at a table, and Wally walking into frame from the side.  "What are you doing?" asks Wally.  "Training." replies Kid Muscle.  Meat speaks up, "Training is when you get tired and sweaty."  With that, Wally's family pops up and says that they'll cheer on the rice and Cow if that's the case.  Kid Muscle tells them "Not if I do it first!!!"  *Cue 'Rice and Cow Song'*

At the match, Kid Muscle tells meat of his sponsorship... while dressed as a giant crab.  Kid shows up in the ring and is confused as to why he hasn't been called.  Taking rare initiative, he jumps into the ring, yelling his stats loudly, with McMadd's Son. McMadd's Son quickly interrupts with "What are you doing, KID?!"  "Warming up my vocal cords for the fight?" Kid chances.  McMadd then proceeds to tell Kid the venue has changed... slightly, and that's why he hasn't been called yet.  The stadium is transformed into an outdoor arena... and it's cold outside.  Wally offers his sister to keep Kid warm with her blubber, but Kid wants no part of that.  Spotting Roxanne with a blanket wrapped around her, The Kid offers to snuggle down with her to keep warm, and is quickly rejected.  "I thought You Liked me!" he cries.  "It's a habit I'm trying to stop!" responds Roxanne.  Suddenly, something CRACKS through the CANVAS!!  Two electrodes in an 'X' shape appear, and Mac Metaphor announces it's Electrolix!  Kid's logic circuits misfire, and he says "Hey, Electricity is warm!"  He then touches Electrolix with the tip of his finger... and responds that electricity is "TOO HOT!" before touching it a second time.  Good Ole Kid Muscle.  Ricardo's team appears without Ricardo, and instead carries a coffin...    Kid panics, and everyone is wondering about the coffin;  Ricardo's team places the coffin in the ring.  The effeminate announcer begins announcing Kid Muscle with half a dozen insults; Kid asks if he could just give weight and bicep measurement instead.  The fake announcer agrees, and as he begins announcing Ricardo's Weight and Measurements, the coffin begins to bust... emerging from within, a black cloud coalesces in the corner of the ring... and Kid stops worrying, as all he can see is a par of eyes.  "Hey, meat!  I'm O.K.!  Everything except his eyes decomposed!"  Ricardo's black gas then coalesces into a humanoid shape... and clears, revealing his Muscle League disguise, which comes as a surprise to everyone, including the McMadd family in their hot tub.  McMadd's daughter 'perks up' and philosophies on what Ricardo's emergence from the coffin signifies.  Kid no longer is cold, as his brain overheats.  Kid Muscle and Ricardo stare down each other, and Mac Metaphor suggests that Kid is daring Ricardo to make the first move...  The Kid then shouts "Don't tell him THAT!" as he nearly wets himself.  Ricardo takes initiative, barreling towards the Kid, but Kid Muscle punches him with two solid hits, following up with a Kick that barely misses... While Kid is off balance from the miss, Ricardo rams the kid toward Electrolix...

...and the next episode.

 

Episode 66

by TheOrgg

03/06/2004

The show opens with Msr. Cheeks explaining what happened in the previous episode. This episode opens with a establishing shot of a hospital, with the announcement that Doctor Gerry Atrix is needed in Surgery, and that Doctor Petey Atrix is needed in the Children's Ward. We see a close-up of Jaeger in bed, and the doctor informs Brocken that he is in critical condition, and they do not know when he will come out of his coma.

Three shadowy figures with gravely voices are seen walking down a darkness shrouded corridor talking of the 'surprise' someone will get when they are seen, the revenge they would travel to the ends of the world to wrought, and how he will react to them and their... 'little gift.'

We rejoin Ricardo's mad dash toward Electrolix with Meat, Roxanne, and the announcers shouting "NO!," and Jacqueline moaning "Yes! Now we'll see that chicken fried, Extra CRISPY!" At the very last moment, Ricardo tosses Kid Muscle out of the way of Electrolix, and stands waiting for Kid to get up. Kid states "You're just pretending to be nice so I'll let my guard down, and then you'll electrocute me!" Ricardo gives a non-committal bob of the head and shrug of the shoulders. After this, he takes a pose of attack. "What's Kid Doing?" asks Mac Metaphor. Doc replies, "I think the technical term you're looking for is 'Hiding.'" Ricardo gives chase to Kid Muscle around Electrolix. The crowd begins to throw "everything they can get their hands on," as Doc says. The screen jumps to Meat with Roxanne inquiring about the situation as we hear Doc exclaim "Hey, Mac! Put Me DoowwwAAAHHHH!" and we see him fly across the background. Meat explains to Roxanne that Kid's 'Bean Sized Brain' has been overloaded-- he expected Ricardo to be foul, not fair, and to be DMP: instead he was Muscle League. "Come out, Come out Wherever you Are! Olly olly Oxen Free!" cries Ricardo, peeing from under Electrolix. He executes and exciting under-the-X slide kick and knocks Kid Muscle high into the air, following it up with an Uppercut, knocking the Kid almost onto McMadd's Son's new shoes. Kid stays cowered beside the canvas as Ricardo looks around. "I believe the Coward you're looking for is right here!" shouts Jacqueline, and Kid Muscle asks "How Could YOU??!?" As Ricardo begins barreling toward the ropes, his Cyclopean DMP Crony quips "I'd bet my one good eye that we'll see his Cruel Side, NOW!" However, Ric cuts himself off in midair, returning to the ring to wait on Kid Muscle. "Is this for real?" Kid asks. Ricardo reassures him that he believes in his Muscle League creed and would have never cracked Jaeger with his Brazilian Nut Cracker if he had seen the towel. Kid says he thinks that it's cool he wants to give up his villainy as Ricardo's other DMP Crony sneers "You're on my towel, Dork." This sends Kid Muscle into an boot to the head kick as he trips forward... replayed three times its smacking upside Ricardo's skull, it knocks Ricardo into Electrolix. Doc says he won't be able to sit down for a week if Electrolix's licks are anything like his Father's licks. Ricardo begins to crack, quipping "I see you're ready to fight." "Don't turn into the monster with fangs!" Kid cries as he grabs tape and begins to tape up Ric. Ric says that the X is part of the match and fighting fair. Kid kicks Ricardo in the head, and they rush toward each other like Rhinos.
Jacqueline
is enthralled as Ricardo catches Kid in a Zafara. Meat explains that only Pashango, the Lord of the Leg lock, the Honcho of the Headlock, the Prince of Pain, the Sultan of Submission could have taught Ricardo that move. As his followers beside the ring chant of how cool cruel is, Ricardo tells them to Shut Up, that he is Not cruel-- He helps Old ladies across the street. He wants to become a vegetarian and the Mayor of California! Kid believes that Ricardo is cracking up even more than his mask. Kid is getting stretched more than Spandex on an Elephant according to Mac Metaphor. Kid breaks free from the hold and begins a scissors lock on Ricardo's head, and as Ricardo tries to escape, he flips himself into Electrolix. Kid asks if Ricardo gives up as he holds Ricardo's leg. Kid then launches himself into the air and hits Ricardo's mask... cracking it again. Kid again grabs the adhesive tape and puts Ricardo into a hold to hold him together. Many egg jokes ensue, and Ricardo gets tired of the cracks about cracks. Meat says he's tired of hearing of Ricardo's crack, and Kid says he can never hear too many cracks as he passes a small fart. Ricardo then cracks his legs and double-joints into Kid's hold, springing out of the hold and puts Kid Muscle into a Giant Swing. Jacqueline wants to see some whacking, some smacking-- and Jacqueline is angered as Ricardo pulls Kid away from Electrolix once again.

Pashango comes into Ricardo's mind and asks how long he'll pretend to be a Muscle Leaguer and Ricardo begins getting upset, as he feels that he IS a Muscle Leaguer. Kid Muscle is spent into space, falling back down right onto Electrolix. The crowd cringes, Meat cringes, McMadd and Son Cringe;
Jacqueline
begins cracking up with sadistic glee.

The hospital appears with a nurse's voice calling Doctor Atrix. "What is it, Nurse?" asks the Doctor. "It's Jaeger!" she responds. "Yes, I can see that from his chart." "No, he's come out of his coma!" Kid has hurt his leg on Electrolix. Roxanne also notices that Ricardo seems to be having a mental breakdown. He seems to be frozen between good and evil.

Ricardo again is inside his mind and says 'he's right over there!' In the crowd Roxanne points out a giant headdress on a stand, but cannot see Pashango as Ricardo says. Only Ricardo can see Pashango. The three creepy guys explain that Master Pashango has crossed over because a Demon in the mists. Ricardo, they allege, killed him because he knew of the monster underneath and could see into his heart. Ricardo says they were practicing the move that was taught to him, the Brazilian Nut Cracker, when it went wrong. The three says he did it intentionally.. and Ricardo shreaks "Nooooooo..." and as half of his mask falls off, slurs it into a hissed "Yesssssss." Kid Muscle dropkicks the shattering Ricardo to take advantage of his distraction, hurting his leg worse. As Ricardo bounces off the ropes, the Kid catches him with a Clothesline. As he falls, Ricardo catches Kid with a cross clinched Knee hold on the Kid's injured leg and bites it with his fangs. Meat shouts that Kid must twist in the same direction as Ricardo is twisting his leg to break it. When Kid does just that, Ricardo flies into Electrolix... and catches it in the fangs, dealing no damage to Ricardo. Kid throws himself into the ropes and catapults toward Ricardo, who grabs Electrolix with his non-conductive claws and levers it back like an arm of a catapult...

 

Episode 67

By TheOrgg

03/13/2004

Msr. Cheeks again updates those who have not seen the episode before, and remarks that he sympathizes with Ricardo's cracking up.

We see kid falling toward Electrolix. As Kid Muscle is shocked while everyone stares shocked at him, he remarks "My Feelings are Melting!" While McMadd and Ikemen cringe, Jacqueline remarks that Chojin Wrestling is Electric-- in more ways than one. The green-faced midget with Pashango's headdress states that the match must be stopped-- and Mac Metaphor and Doc remark on how awful Ricardo's face is. Meat remarks that Ricardo is a DMP raised as Muscle League, and is being more cruel than he was with Jaeger. Ricardo rips Kid off of Electrolix with a Rhino Flip slam. Kid stumbles up, as his leg is agonizing... so agonizing that Kid Muscle cannot stand up. "Bulging Biceps! This could be the end, not only of the Kid, but of the dreams of all those that ever believed in him!" Meat cries. We flash to Jaeger moaning "Kiiiid, Noooh!". The Nurse says his pulse is slowing, and the doctor asks if Jaeger can hear him. Roxanne flashes a belt that she and Jaeger used to run a three-legged race, and enrages Kid by, as Kid Muscle sees it, flaunting how everyone thought that she and Jaeger were a cute couple. Roxanne tells the Kid to shut up and listen to her while fastening the belt around Kid's ankle despite Kid's protests. She maintains that it'll act as a brace-- that it doesn't matter that Jaeger used it. Kid asks "Are you sure?" "Hey! It works" Kid exclaims as the belt lights up. "I'm Cured!" cries Kid Muscle. Ricardo quips "But not for long!" and charges the Kid. The kid takes his new ankle for a test drive, catapulting himself off of the ropes and clip kicking the legs out from under his opponent, and putting the DMP Baddie into a Reverse Spider Crank. The onlookers cheer. Ricardo hints of a weapon that inflicts more pain... and Ricardo's Cronies start to chant "Bring it out! Bring It Out!" Ricardo sends his Spike Shackle around Kid's ankle, tripping The Kid up and flipping him towards the sky, then wrapping Kid Muscle in an Amazon Sleeper hold. "No, this can't be the end!" exclaims Ricardo's green-faced Classmate. "Who cares about one good ankle when your whole body is shot... or should I say 'Shocked?'" asks Ricardo as he flips Kid Muscle back towards Electrolix once again for an Electrifying Assault. "Can't go on" moans Kid. "I'm not strong enough, even with Jaeger's belt." All in the crowd other tha Jacqueline sigh... and McMadd tells Ikemen to ring the bell... and Jacqueline says "Allow Me," knocking both McMadd and Son out of the arena with the bell "Oops, I think I missed."...and then she states that she wishes to see the carnage continue... Jaeger begins to manifest to Kid Muscle, who asks if he just wants to get his belt back. Jaeger tells Kid Muscle that together they are going to beat Ricardo. "You don't know when to quit, do you? I'll have to teach you!" Ricardo growls. "Ricardo is madder than ever!" says the former disciple of Master Pashango with an odd growth on his face. "Don't Give Up" hisses his little green faced classmate. Ricardo continues to bash kid, then Spike-shackles himself to Electrolix, pulling the 'licks up toward Kid Muscle as he falls. "You're Toast, Kid!" Ricardo shouts as he drops Electrolix back to the ring's surface, forcing Kid Muscle to fall once again upon Electrolix. Kid collapses a Charred, Scarred mess... and then slowly pushes off of the mat.

We see Jaeger yelling "Kid! Keep Fighting! I Believe In You!" Jaeger puts all of his strength into helping Kid Muscle win the match the Doctor says in a point blank fashion, as though he knew the Nurse needed an explanation. Ricardo realizes that Kid's unnerving strength is from Jaeger's help. Meat remarks that Kid talks to himself, but it's usually about food. Meat continues to soliloquize that it's like Kid has a guardian angel on his shoulder... or like he's using the Mythic Muscle League Bond of Might with Jaeger. "You two can do anything." Roxanne says to Kid, explaining that Jaeger doesn't let his friends down. Ricardo says he can easily beat Kid Muscle as he slams him back into Electrolix... "You see kid, as strong as your bond is with Jaeger, it's useless against me-- as I'm Muscle League myself... and the bond doesn't work against fellow Muscle Leaguers."

"No! It's NOT! Ricardo isn't a Muscle Leaguer!" yells the green-faced Pashango-ite. He explains that he saw what happened the day that Pashango died. Pshango saw what was under Ricardo's mask, and that it was evil... and attempts to destroy him. Ricardo "Brazilian Nutcracker'd" Pashango and called for help. His classmates run in and then off to call an ambulance... but the green faced one straggles behind, visibly upset, and witnesses Ricardo kicking Master Pashango to death before he runs off crying.

The crowd is aghast that Ricardo murdered Pashango, and one of Roxanne's friends asks how Ricardo can consider himself Muscle League. "I think that's precisely little Sheuba's point isn't it?" sneers Ricardo "...that my indiscretion against all my training has forfeited me from the Muscle League!" "That's Right!" exclaims Sheuba. "What you did that day was a violation of the league charter... Which Means...
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Here there is some oddities in the enunciation of the word 'expulsion.' Instead of "Ex'Pulll Shin," it is pronounced "ess PULSHIN," followed quickly by a quick inhale or what is called a 'lip smack' in the Post Production field. The overall effect of this oddity makes it sound as if Sheuba says "Which Means IT'S BULLshiit!"
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...Which Means EXPULSION! ...so you're not immune to Kid Muscle and Jaeger's Muscle League Bond of Might." Mac Metaphor chimes in "I have the feeling Ricardo will have a snappy comeback to that." "You're Right. If that means I am not half Muscle League, then I'm all DMP-- 100% PURE EVIL!" exclaims Ricardo.

"Not Good." states Meat, as Ricardo grips Kid in a submission hold. Jaeger tells the kid the development of now being able to show their Bond of Might... with his leg. Kid Kicks Ricardo in the face and slips out of the Submission Hold, throwing off his weariness and the Mystic Bond of Might... substituting it for The Power of Ultimate Muscle!

 

Episode 68 03/20/2004

Msr. Cheeks again fills in the cracks in the knowledge of the viewer about what
happened in the previous episode.  The show opens with Doc saying how wonderful the weather is for a Snowball Fight-- and Mac Metaphor responds that it's miserable for any other kind of fight.  Again we see a reinterpretation of the
last few second of the previous episode.  Kid Muscle states that he doesn't mind
the cold-- that he hates the cold hearted... and the Mark of Ultimate Muscle
appearing on Kid's head is confirmed by Meat. Jaeger in his hospital
bed tells the Kid to stay angry, and the odd-faced Pashangite says to not be
confused by Ricardo's boyish good looks and winning smile-- his heart is dark
and evil, and only someone that evil would want to destroy a gentle soul like
Pashango.  "We've let a vile villain set foot in the ring of the Ikemen Chojin
Crown!  This is a tragedy, a catastrophe, and it's really bad for business!"
exclaims Ikemen.  "We better stop this before the viewers turn off their
televisions." McMadd yells.  Jacqueline reminds her father that he allowed Mars to
fight when he was revealed to be DMP, and the ratings went through the roof. 
(Obviously Mars was popular-- those four episodes are the only four to have been
confirmed to be on Kazaa's network).  "Evil gets a bum rap." she finishes. 
Ricardo declares he will win the match via superior skill and strength, then
boots the Kid back into the Turnbuckle.  Ricardo informs us that no one has
beaten a Kinnikuman when the mark of Ultimate Muscle has appeared.  Ricardo
spike shackles Kid up and slings him again into the Electrolix, prompting the
Pashangites and Roxanne's Group to begin cheering for Kid Muscle, which prompts the audience to chant along.  Ricardo rips out one of his fangs, hurling it like a boomerang and stabbing Sheuba in the chest.  Ricardo mounts the turnbuckle and vaults towards Kid Muscle.  "Now I'm really going to turn up the heat!"  Ricardo cackles as Roxanne yells to Kid to not give up.  Jaeger again manifests to Kid Muscle and causes the Mark of Ultimate Muscle to glow brighter and double-kicks Ricardo with Jaeger's added energy, and Ricardo misinterprets the spiritual
assistance as Master Pashango's spirit, as Kid Muscle had declared earlier in the
match that he was abandoning Jaeger for the Power of Ultimate Muscle.  Ricardo
then catches Kid Muscle in a Chicken Wing and sets Kid Muscle up for the
Brazilian Nut Cracker.  "You are going down Kid Muscle, for the story is done! 
Hahahahah!"  shouts Ricardo.  "It looks like there will be no happy ending
today!" shouts Mac Metaphor.  "That is, unless you like things to end with a
splat!" chimes in Doc.  "I LOVE it when things splatter!" Jacqueline exclaims. 
"EYYUUHH!" moans Ikemen.  "I want Kid to win if only to prove I'm getting the
engagement ring to that redhead!" states Roxanne mysteriously.  Meat tells her
not to give up yet, as the Mark of Ultimate Muscle is still burning brightly on
Kid Muscle's head-- "You might be missus Big Goofup, yet!"  Ricardo states to
Kid Muscle that he is about to go the way of Pashango and Jaeger.  "Any last
words?" Ricardo sneers, beginning a dialog between him and Kid Muscle.  Replies
the Kid, "Before I go, I would like you to know that this mark on my head is
called the Niku."  "Those are your last words?"  "I'M NOT DONE YET, FANG FACE! 
'Niku' is part of the word Kinniku and Kinniku means Muscle!"  "SOOOO?"  "So the
people on my planet call us Kinnikuman, which means 'The Muscle Man.'-- and you
want to know why they do that?"  "NO!  ...but I think you are going to anyway." 
"Well, I don't like to brag-- ok, I do like to brag..., but you should know I
have the most powerful muscles ever."  "Then where are they?" "I'll tell you." 
"All right, then."  "Whenever I'm in real danger, the mark of Niku activates an
even more powerful set of muscles inside."  Roxanne ends the dialog of Kid and
Ricardo with "O.K., Kid, that's enough flexing!"  as Kid Muscle's costuming rips
off his body.  "I feel a chill.  Maybe I should order tights in Extra Large." Kid
Muscle muses.  Doc states truly "His pants aren't the only thing that's ripped!"
as Kid Muscle hurles Ricardo onto the Electrolix, then performs the Muscle
Millennium upon the frying Ricardo, shattering the Electrolix and driving
Ricardo hard onto the Ring ropes and past, removing Ricardo's teeth via the
floor of the arena before his mark of Ultimate Muscle fades away.  Ricardo
begins stumbling up... then falls over on his back coughing.  Ikemen doesn't
want to ring the bell, as it might wake Ricardo's incumbent form.  Jacqueline says
that Ricardo doesn't look like a scary DMP villain or a Muscle Leaguer-- he
looks like Ikemen, a loser.  She rings the bell, and Kid Muscle's corner
rejoices.  Kid thanks Jaeger's belt, as Roxanne gushes over the power of
friendship.  Jaeger's vital signs also stabilize at the hospital.  Kid Muscle
throws his Cow and Rice bowl onto the head of Roxanne and confronts Roxanne on having it.  Roxanne Muscle Millenniums the Kid and begins shaking him.  Meat
interrupts the "lovebirds," as Ricardo has disappeared.  Kid Muscle spots him
stumbling out of the arena with his followers trying to tag behind him... and
Ricardo shooing them off.  Meat tells the Kid to go after him, but Kid says that
Ricardo is a broken man, and to let him go. Jacqueline pushes a button to
retract the broken down Electrolix, and a WWII Spitfire begins swooping
towards the ring, skimming the top of Kid Muscle's head, then shifts into
Comrade Turbinski.  Then an Earthquake happens, and Meat comforts Kid, as it's
just the transforming ring.  Ikemen tells Kid that Kevin and Turbinski are two
popular wrestlers and that they cannot afford to get a cold.  "Do you enjoy
making me miserable?" asks Kid Muscle.  "Uh Huh" nods Ikemen in confirmation. 
Kevin then approaches the ring and stares down Turbinski without any theatrics,
other than saying nothing to Kid Muscle.  Jacqueline again presses a button causing
another shaking and showcases her alternative to Electrolix... a ring a
thousand feet in the air with five rings-- one on top and four around  it
descending vertically.  Kid Muscle yells as the 'quake' happens, saying "I'm too
self involved to die!"  Jacqueline announces the rules of the Sky Cube, which are as
follows:  the wrestlers can fight on any side, but to win the wrestlers must
throw their opponent off of the ring to the ground.  Kid Muscle says he hopes
that Kevin isn't afraid of heights.  Channeling Terry Pratchett, Meat tells the
kid that "there's no reason to be afraid of heights.  Falling from those heights
is another story..."  Kid Muscle then dresses as a Physics professor and points
out that gravity will cause the fighters to fall to their doom if they try and
fight on the side rings.  He asks what will happen if Kid Muscle gets hurt on
the ring-- "what will happen to his wife and five perfect, handsome sons?" 
Roxanne then kicks his speech short in fury over this comment, shouting "Why do
all your sons look like you, anyway?" giving doubt to her fealty to Kid Muscle. 
Jacqueline points out that the two people who can complain abut the ring arn't
complaining, and Kid realizes that if both fighters lose, he automatically wins
the challenge.  Lord Flash puts on Kevin's armor upon command with the
slip of 'Comrade.'  Kevin tells Lord Flash that he has noticed the slips of the
tongue and his inability to lift his pinky finger during tea and has drawn the
conclusion that Lord Flash is not an Englishman.  "I hope the fact that you share Comrade Turbinski's Russian heritage won't cause you to betray me."  "Fear
Not, Kevin, I will always be in your corner." replies Lord Flash.

 

Episode 69

By TheOrgg

03/27/2004

Msr. Cheeks again gives the news that Kid Muscle allowed his power to rip, and wonders why the fans don't like himself to let his powers rip, then summarizes the rest of the previous episode. Jacqueline introduces the fighters, starting with Turbinski. Turbinski has many Russian Cossacks cheering him on, and Kevin has a pack of English Punks cheering for him. As soon as Jacqueline rings the bell Kevin Mask runs to Comrade Turbinski and begins pummeling the Commie with speedy slaps, knocking Turbinski to the ropes. Meat explains that Kevin has been sharpening his skills in every single match that he's had. Terry wonders why Flash is still hiding his identity, and Comrade Turbinski kicks Kevin's Mask, then goes down on one knee. Kevin then hurls Turbinski into the air and he plummets toward the ring... halting an inch above the top mat's surface, then he turns over smoothly. Kevin catches Comrade Turbinski in a suplex... that also is halted above the ring, reversing the suplex into a pile driver. Kevin kicks Comrade Turbinski out of the ring and over the edge... with Turbinski halting mid-fall in the middle of one of the side rings, laughing as he rights himself on the sideways ring. Terry says that Turbinski is up to something, as even he can't do those kinds of stunts in his crop-duster... "He's got strings tied to him! Kevin! Get some Scissors!!!" screams Kid Muscle. Turbinski tells that his flight plan, after finding out early about the upraised ring, now includes an antigravity fulcrum thruster that allows him to break the laws of gravity... as he charges toward the peering-over-the-mat Kevin Mask and backdrops Kevin onto the side-mat... Kid gets excited as Terry points out that if Kevin catches Comrade Turbinski as he falls that both Kevin AND Turbinski lose. Kevin claws the ring's mat... then falls past the ring ropes-- catching the top rope at the very last second, or maybe even after it. "At least I can depend on someone, namely myself." Kevin comforts himself, then hurls himself at the sideways Comrade Turbinski. "With all that technology, I'm surprised he doesn't have rearview mirrors!" shouts Doc. Kevin and Turbinski again lock up, with Kevin ending it by picking up the Russian and slamming him to the canvas-- but then the Russian catches Kevin in a scissor hold, only to get pummeled again by Kevin's fast fists. "This is more like it! Carnage, Violence-- Everything a girl could want!" exclaims Jacqueline. Comrade Turbinski lays face down on the mat and Kevin puts him into a Sidewinder Sliverknot (according to Terry). Turbinski then breaks Kevin Mask's hold by transforming his arms into the Spitfire's wings. Meat points out that the animosity between Flash and Kevin may be Kevin's downfall. Turbinski jumps up and fully transforms into the Spitfire, charging Kevin Mask with his spinning blades. Kevin then puts the plane into the Big Ben Bash. Turbinski transforms back into his normal body and uses the change to shift his positioning and Big Ben Bashes Kevin instead! Kevin's head is stuck into the mat, making a huge hole. Kevin regains his feet, then gets knocked back down by Comrade Turbinski's knee, which gets many cheers from the Russian side of the crowd. Lord Flash mourns his hiding of his identity. The punks then begin deriding Meat for teaming up with Turbinski during the three-legged races, and Kid and Terry say it was like a blind date... The Punks simply say they all are swine, and Kid Muscle takes offense, as a pig gives bacon. Turbinski then takes flight once again, transforming into a Warhawk Helicopter and crashes its nose into the back of Kevin Mask, and as the chopper blades get close to Kevin...

 

Episode 70

by TheOrgg

03/27/2004

Msr. Cheeks tells us that Comrade Turbinski has turned on the gas and now has Kevin pinned with a helicopter.

Kevin is still being tortured by Comrade Turbinski, and Jacqueline loves it, as it's painful and she feels a cool breeze from the blades. Lord Flash mourns deceiving Kevin Mask as Comrade Turbinski grabs up Kevin and suplexes him around and around the five rings, finally throwing him towards the floor... but Kevin Mask's foot tears the mat and keeps him hanging by a toe. "Don't worry, Kevin. Once you drop, your lying trainer will break your fall like he broke your trust." taunts Turbinski. "Is that what you think?" responds Kevin. "Fool, the caliber of trust we have can never be broken." clarifies Lord Flash. Kevin says back, "I may not know Lord Flash like I thought I did, but I still know him enough to consider him my trainer-- my partner." "Kevin Mask, You know not how much I have been yearning to hear you say that." Lord Flash says as he glows with a golden outline, "We Are BACK!" Kevin says "I'm pleased to hear it. After all, we trained as a team, and it's only fitting that we win as one, too." Lord Flash sees Comrade begin charging Kevin and tells Kevin how to avoid his attack-- and Kevin Katana Kicks Comrade Turbinski. "No Fair! He was where I wanted him. He should be Crushed!" Turbinski complains as the crowd goes wild. Meat speculates to Lord Flash's identity and Flash glares at Meat. Kevin then knocks Turbinski over the bottommost rope and gets to the top rope of the top ring... and no one knows where Turbinski went-- and then Comrade Turbinski is spotted on the bottom of the ring, hanging upside down with his Antigravity Fulcrum Thruster. Turbinski snags Kevin from the ropes and puts Kevin in a Reverse Back Crusher... and Kevin clamps on a Big Bear Hug Hurl after reversing the move with the help of Lord Flash. Turbinski again simply floats above the canvas and rights himself. "It's time I end this!" says Turbinski, as he transforms in a large needle-tipped fighter jet. Kevin snickers and tells Turbinski "No pain, no gain." and enlightens Comrade Turbinski that he has gained insight into his big secret weapon. Turbinski dive bombs Kevin Mask, who dodges the needle sharp point on the tip of the plane, then smashes his foot through the underbelly of the plane, ripping a huge gash in it. Turbinski crashes into the mat with a gaping, smoking cavern in his full torso... and the Antigravity Fulcrum Thruster is in plane view spinning. Terry Kenyon explains the functions of the little spinning wheel and how Kevin noticed that Turbinski rights himself by his Torso's position. "You guys figured that out HOW???" asks Kid Muscle. "Easy, Kid. Just nod your head and act like you know what they're talking about. That's what I do." explains Wally Tusket. "It's a shame, Comrade, now that the secrets of your antigravity techniques have been exposed, that this match is back in up in the air." Kevin states as his aura inflames similar to the way Lord Flash's did earlier. "Well done, Kevin! Show him the honor of the Mask Family Name!" advises Lord Flash. Kevin then Gale Force Ring Flings Comrade Turbinski into the ropes and puts him into a 4-arm twist tumbler. "What's Kevin doing? trying to get Comrade Turbinski to lose his lunch?" asks Kid Muscle. "No, his balance. See? Remember how Terry said the antigravity fulcrum thruster was built to navigate ships? Well, if Kevin Mask can disorient it enough, it will probably throw it out of whack, and maybe even disorient it." clarifies Wally. The antigravity fulcrum thruster stops spinning with the Comrade on the canvas, and Kevin Mask grabs and then throws Turbinski hard to the mat for the first time. Meat implores Comrade to give up before he gets hurt, but Comrade Turbinski tries restarting his antigravity fulcrum thruster manually. It starts back, and then Kevin jumps in and is grabbed in a Lumbar Smash. "Come on Kevin! You were able to release the Maelstrom Power once before, now you must do it again!" Lord Flash mutters. "Maelstrom Power? He must mean that glow!" Meat realizes. Turbinski jumps up with Kevin held below him and changes into the Helicopter... and then the Fulcrum Thruster stutters out... and Turbinski starts to crash outside of the ring! "It seems your broken Antigravity device has affect your flying, too. Perhaps I can be of some assistance!" Kevin quips, then jumps and cuts the multiply-sliced ring into a flap and throws it hard over Turbinski, swatting him into the middle of one of the side rings. "you're grounded, Comrade! You should've given up when you had a chance, Comrade." Kevin says as his aura glows again as before. "Now you'll suffer the full force of my power!" Kevin then catapults himself off the bottom ropes, seizing Turbinski and Big Ben Bashing him into the canvas, busting his visor wide open. "What are you waiting for? Finish Him! Kevin, to be known throughout the universe as the best, you must SHOW NO MERCY!" Lord Flash yells. "But he's finished. Just look at him!" Kevin replies. "I... can.. fight." Comrade Turbinski moans. "This is your chance, Kevin, to send a message to your next opponent-- to let Kid Muscle know what will soon be in store for him!" advises Lord Flash. "Not a bad idea." responds Kevin Mask. "Show the Comrade your TRUE MIGHT! Use the Mask Family forbidden hold and... FINISH HIM." commands Lord Flash, pulling his thumb across his neck. Meat thinks to himself, "Uhh.. this sounds bad." Kevin agrees, "So be it." Kevin kicks the Comrade Clear, and Comrade Turbinski remains on his feet, turning his arms into wings and jutting spikes from the back of them. Kevin then jumps on top of Comrade Turbinski's back and grabs the tips of his wings with the Maelstrom power glowing fully and Comrade Turbinski moans in pain. "All-out Assault!" calls Kevin Mask as all watching are amazed at the unknown move. "Break Free, Comrade!" yells a fan of Turbinski. "Poor Fool! If only he knew there was no way to break free from this move... at least, until I break you!" Kevin calls out. "This Cannot Go on!" Meat yells. "Someone's got to do something! Turbinski is Kevin Mask's opponent, but he's not an enemy!" "WRONG, MEAT!" lord Flash sneers back. "ALL OPPONENTS ARE ENEMIES! FINISH HIM, KEVIN!" "Watch, Kid Muscle. This is what I'm going to do to you, next!" Kevin Mask exclaims, pulling his hold stronger as Turbinski moans even louder in even more pain. The Maelstrom power glows brighter, engulfing Kevin Mask, Comrade Turbinski, and the top of the ring-- and Comrade Turbinski's wings part from his body, eliciting final moan of pain from the Comrade; the audience is either dumbfounded, horrified, or, in Jacqueline's case, moaning in pleasure. "Could someone please give me a hand..." Turbinski says as he passes out of consciousness. "eeeeEEEEENUFF ALREADY!" grunts Meat as Jacqueline rings the final bell, officially ending the match. Kevin Mask celebrates by holding aloft Turbinski's wings. We see Turbinski spasm noiselessly on the mat. "Too far! Listen, Lord Flash, I don't know what school of wrestling you came from or even who you are for that matter, but I do know one thing, and that's that you and Kevin Mask went WAAAy overboard for this match." Meat confronts Lord Flash. "That's just it, MEAT!" sneers Lord Flash. "You don't know the school of wrestling I came from, 'cause if you did, you'd know going overboard is the ONLY WAY we were TAUGHT TO WIN! ...and if you think this was bad... just wait until Kevin takes on Kid Muscle!" As the Medics start to ascend the thousand feet, Kevin yells "Just a minute! Since Comrade Turbinski was such a fan of flying, Let us finish the match as we should, and give him one last trip?" "I couldn't agree more, Kevin!" responds Lord Flash. "Any Chojin that lives by avoiding gravity should find his doom by gravity! ...and let this serve as a warning to anyone who thinks Kevin has any self-doubt about winning the Chojin Crown!" Kevin then leaps up into the air, throwing Turbinski's limp body to the ground... The Comrade's body falls silently, tumbling end over end, and all the spectators shield their eyes... when everyone opens their eyes, expecting a gruesome sight, they see Meat cowered below Comrade Turbinski's body. Kevin Mask scoops up Meat, who utters a final "Kid, Meat loves you." before passing out. "Your little pal will recover, even though he tried to save that bucket of bolts" taunts Lord Flash. "Especially if he cared about you, Kid. Now it seems you're out a trainer for the upcoming match. Then again, if he's so stupid to try to save that loser, perhaps its for the best." Kid approaches Kevin Mask with anger in his eyes, but is goaded into presenting a handshake instead of an impromptu fight. At the last second, however, Kid surprises Kevin Mask with an uppercut!

 

 

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