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Kinnikuman G2
Plot Synopsis
All names used are the original Japanese names. When
a new character is introduced, his American name is used (in
parenthesis) at the beginning of the episode synopsis. For example you
would see Blood Killer (Adversarious) or Tel Tel Boy (Dialbolic).
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Synopsis: |
| Episode
61
By
Dr. Tooth |
01/31/2004 |
We find
Kevin Mask as we had previously left him, about to be slammed
inside Blox's (LegoX) massive Book transformation. This
technique, known as the Hard Back Crash, is performed violently
smashing Kevin in Blox's grasp. While the crowd views such a
gruesome display, Mac Metaphor and Doc Nakano recreate the scene
with a giant book of their own (with a little help from the prop
department, of course). However, things go haywire, as this
demonstration backfires, crushing Doc in the process.
Back ringside, the slams get more painful and repetitive,
allowing time for the old pain to dull just as the new slam is
landed. The spectacle seems to shock all the fans, except
Jacqueline, who's just spitting out one liners. Even the Kid
seems frightened by the mammoth sized book, but possibly for all
the large, scary words. It looks like the dynasty of the Mask
family warriors is at an end. Things look worse as Kevin uses
his last ounce of strength to force the book open only to have
it violently slammed shut once again. Even Blox feels Kevin
getting weaker, and assures him it won't be a happy ending.
However, Kevin doesn't believe in happy endings, just himself
and leaps out of the massive walls. Blox is now pounded by
Kevin's fast and furious "Shockwave Stomps" It appears the
fight will be over, but Jacqueline knows better. The footwork
earns Kevin the demeaning nickname, "Prancer," as Blox
deconstructs himself and reassembles arms and legs to counter
the move. Blox is about to execute the "sonic Crush," But ol'
Kevin knows what's what and counters it with a Frankensteiner.
Kevin then performs more fancy footwork as he bounds over to the
turnbuckle and launches off the ropes. Blox is pinned by the
move, but not for long. He expands his chest, hurtling Kevin
out of the pin. Kevin tries to use this to his advantage,
attempting to elbow Blox on re-entry. Blox once again
disassembles just as Kevin lands, breaking his own arm in the
process.
At which point, Blox transforms into something quite
non-sequitur looking, a 60 story high ramp, complete with a
"Loop-de-loop." It is made with a purpose, unbeknownst to
anyone else. Blox sends his head careening down the slide,
gaining momentum, hammering Kevin in the chest on the way down.
But Kevin is able to take the blow, and stands in anticipation
of Blox's next trick.
Blox gives new meaning to the old adage, "If you can't beat
them, join them," to a new meaning. He disconnects yet again,
and his pieces attach like leaches to Kevin's body and armor.
Engulfed in the barrage of building blocks, Kevin finds it
harder and harder (and soon impossible) to move. Lord Flash,
Kevin's mysterious coach informs that there is a small opening
in the back. It's a matter of seconds as earsplitting pops and
cracks are audible. Truly a disgusting sight that causes Kid
Muscle to grab on to Meat in fear. Kevin has dislocated his
joints so he could fit through the small opening. After the
escape, Kevin learns the startling discovery. Blox has
assimilated his form. Blox didn't want to suffocate him,
there's no fun or challenge in that.
Kevin tries to attack, but he cannot even land a single blow of
three. Blox has cancelled them all out. As Kevin falls to the
matt after such fruitless efforts, Blox explains why it's not
going to be easy to fell him now. Kevin is victim to Blox's
"Building Block Mocker," which not only copies the opponents
looks, but also their attacks and knowledge of them. Doc
wrestles himself quite literally as he attempts to explain how
it will lead to a deadlock.
Kevin comprehends the gravity of the situation. He lunges
toward Blox, about to perform a tackle, but swiftly changes it
into a clothesline, finally knocking Blox off guard. Just as it
looks like Kevin has got Blox where he wants him, the toy menace
wonders "What would Kevin Mask do?" The Answer? A Cleveland
Clincher. Kevin tries to sock it to Blox, but his fist is
caught and squeezed hard. A new wrinkle develops. Blox may
have Kevin's abilities, but Blox also has a higher Chojin
power. Even if it appears that any move results in a stalemate,
Blox can break it, as he is stronger.
Blox then acts by performing Kevin's triangle hold. Kevin
seizes the opportunity to tuck and roll out of Blox's grasp. At
which point, Ikemen rejoins his father and younger, more beloved
sibling in the McMadd family box. Ikemen believes that Kevin's
wrestling career is over, but Jacqueline knows otherwise.
Taking a cue from Kevin Mask, Kid Muscle seizes an opportunity
of his own. on his beloved Jackie! Once again, decked out in
the finest wardrobe a split second could provide him, he shoves
a rose in Jackie's face. And like all his other romantic
efforts, he is once again denied. Jacqueline snips the bud off
the rose, leaving the Kid with the pathetic stem and making him
look like a loser once again.
The opponents square each other off to a standstill, awaiting
the other's next move. Blox flips back into action, once again
hacking off another one of Kevin's moves. He pins Kevin to the
ropes and performs the agonizing "Royal stretch." Things look
bleak, and the fans turn their backs and cheer for Blox, who
would look to be the clear winner. Kevin starts to cackle
menacingly. It seems he's finally lost it. Kevin hasn't. He
knows that true competition brings out the best in a person,
especially when fighting oneself. Kevin vows he's a better,
improved fighter and concludes the episode warning Blox he's in
for the fight of his life.
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| Episode
62
By
Dr. Tooth |
02/07/2004 |
Doc and Mac wonder
how he can laugh while in that move. Doc can't laugh, but
he sure can cut one (and you thought the Kinnikuman family
had the monopoly on that stuff!). Feeling Kevin has lost
it, the fans change their tunes and cheer for Blox,
telling him to finish Kevin off). But Blox knows that you
cannot laugh and scream at the same time. Kid Muscle
wonders that as well, and asks Meat to Tickle him. Under
the pressure of the hold, Kevin Mask's family Armor (worn
by all the Masks) cracks. Well that certainly stopped him
from laughing. Moving his feet out of the hold, Kevin
Kicks at the sides of Blox's (or shall we say Clone
Kevin's) head. As Blox is weakened by the move, Kevin
turns the hold into a Crab hold, finally getting the
advantage of Blox.. Ax in the. well you get the idea. The
fight has brought back Kevin Mask's evil side, not seen
since he denounced the dMp (Demon manufacturing Plant) for
lack of loyalty. Once again he adopts the dMp ethic (or
lack of it) and fights as dirty as possible. Jacqueline
is the only one who likes Kevin's dark side (even Doc and
Mac are frightened). Kevin lunges into his opponent,
tackling him towards the ropes, and punches him as he
bounces back. He then Grabs Blox and smashes him into the
turnbuckle. Kevin adds that if he needs to fight dirty to
win the match, he will.
What's a sign of Brain Damage? Why, Bizarre behavior of
course. That's about par when you dress up like geisha
girls for no apparent reason. But Meat acts like the Kid
never dressed up in women's clothing before. There truly
are no rules in this fight. It's war, settles, it's quite
the opposite. Not only is Kevin standing, but he has Blox
where he wants him. Kevin has stopped the steamroller
with one bare hand. He truly knows the secret weakness of
Blox. He could have stopped Blox sooner, but he was
building suspense. Every time Blox reassembled, one
distinctive piece led all the other pieces, like a school
of fish. This Black piece isn't like the others. It's
Blox's heart and mind. If it were lost or separated, the
rest of the pieces would be useless. As Blox said earlier,
blocks don't break, but the black one does. So Kevin
lands a swift punch, and Blox shouts in pain. Kevin Mask
kicks the piece out, causing Blox to fall like a house of
cards. But he reassembles yet again into his former
state. In a desperate last ditch effort, Blox jumps off
the ropes with a sonic body crash. But Kevin leaps off
the ropes as well with a leaping leg strike. As the two
collide, Kevin once again kicked the black piece out,
which now hovers in midair. Kevin's inner Chojin likes
puppies, right? Kid Muscle chases her and begs like a
yappy little canine, but Jackie treats him more like a
football, and kicks a field goal. Kid Muscle lands in the
water, on top of an octopus not seen since the battle
between Kid Muscle and Hydrozoa. Kevin Mask walks by, and
Jackie interrupts him to congratulate his victory. It was
an entertaining fight, and even she was amused. Kevin
dumps a hand full of Blox's remains in her hands. "How
would you like to have the blood of a Chojin in your
hands," he asks. Clearly he isn't in on this to amuse
anyone. The Chojin Crown was a battle. And it's become a
war.
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| Episode
63
By
Checkmate17 |
02/14/2004 |
Episode opens with the
crowd all seated awaiting the epic contest between Jaeger and
Ricardo. Mac is busy talking but Doc is more interested in
combing his wig. Kid Muscle is shown with some octopus dumplings
for Roxanne but realizes she isn't around. Kid Muscle begins
running around looking for her but stumbles upon Ricardo's
locker room so he decides to take a peak inside. Ricardo is show
blindfolded and begins to do his workout with consists of him
crushing metal water drums with his legs and arms. As Ricardo
finishes up, he hears Kid Muscle and asks him if he is looking
for something. Kid Muscle squirms away, frightened as usual.
Scene switches to a group of people standing outside of Jaeger's
locker room and Roxanne is looking on in the far distance. She
starts talking about wishing Jaeger good luck in his match until
she hears Kid Muscle coming so she quickly hides. Kid Muscle
hears Jaeger say Roxanne's name so he goes to investigate
Jaeger's locker room. Jaeger and Kid Muscle start talking about
Roxanne, their friendship, Jaeger's mothers death at the hands
of the dMp, and facing each other in the Chojin Crown
semifinals. Brocken Jr. shows up and tells Jaeger that it's time
for battle. Before Jaeger leaves he tells Kid Muscle that he'd
love to try his Mom's cow and rice sometime. Jaeger then leaves
with Brocken Jr.
Ricardo is in the ring waiting for Jaeger to show up while Doc
Nakano is playing with his wig again. Kid Muscle starts
wandering around looking for Roxanne again. Ikemen McMadd is in
the ring and about to make the introductions until a helicopter
shows up carrying Vance and Jacqueline McMadd. Kid Muscle gets
overjoyed when he see Jacqueline but Roxanne takes notice of
this and sends Kid Muscle flying by stepping on his foot. Kid
Muscle begins insulting Ikemen about his looks but Ikemen claims
he has a way to dazzle the audience. He begins to make the
introductions again but says gadies and lentlemen
instead of the other way around which causes the everyone to
laugh at him some more. Vance McMadd is shown embarrassed and
wonders to himself if it isn't too late to make Jacqueline the
chairman of the IWF. Ikemen starts rapping but is quickly beaten
up by his father and sister. Jaeger makes his way to the ring
and slowly gets in, sizing himself up to Ricardo. Roxanne asks
Terry Kenyon if she should be worried for Jaeger while Kid
Muscle is acting up with some sausage. Terry told Roxanne that
she should be worried but Roxanne still believer Jaeger will
win. In the ring, Brocken Jr. gives Jaeger some advice to attack
Ricardo's mask so the match will be easier for him. Ikemen
finally makes ring introductions and insults Ricardo but saying
that he doesn't size up to him. The fans disagree so Ikemen
throws the microphone at Ricardo but Ricardo just deflects it
back, right into Ikemen's face. Ikemen introduces Jaeger and
then gets to ring the bell so the match can begin.
Kid Muscle is eating some more meat but then lets off a burp.
Kid said that Msr. Cheeks taught him that and he was about to do
another but got pounced by Roxanne and company. Ikemen starts
laughing hysterically until Jacqueline throws the ring bell at
him. Kid Muscle then starts laughing but gets a hammer thrown at
him. Jaeger and Ricardo start circling each other and Ricardo
makes the opening move. Ricardo charges at Jaeger but Jaeger
delivers a knee strike to Ricardo's chest. Jaeger puts Ricardo
in a headlock and holds him in a vertical suplex like position.
Ricardo reverses the move and put Jaeger into the Triangle Hold.
Ricardo bends backwards and puts Jaeger in a move he calls the
Tarantula Hold. Everyone starts feeling doubtful of Jaeger
winning except for Roxanne who tells everyone to think positive.
Meat brings up the fact that Jaeger's arm is not fully healed
since the time Mars broke it. Jaeger begins to doubt himself and
says he may not be able to hold on but Brocken Jr. tells him
otherwise. Brocken reminds Jaeger of his training as a youth and
tells him that the pain he's going through now is nothing
compared to back then and the pain is all in his mind. Jaeger
realizes this and breaks out of Ricardo's hold. Jaeger takes
Ricardo into the air and gives him a move called the Uber Slam.
Jaeger proceeds to slam Ricardo back into the wrestling ring.
Everyone thinks Jaeger has won the match, including Kid Muscle
who says no one can beat Jaeger. Meat tells Kid Muscle that he
should watch who he's rooting for because he will face either
Jaeger or Ricardo in the Chojin Crown semifinals. Kid Muscle
starts rooting for Jaeger but tells him to let Ricardo beat on
him for a little while so Kid can have an easy next round match.
Jaeger and Ricardo start insulting each other with rhymes until
Jaeger kicks Ricardo in the head, shattering half of Ricardo's
face to reveal a more sinister face underneath. Ricardo charges
Jaeger but Jaeger counters and locks Ricardo in an arm bar.
Ricardo's arm shatters to reveal another arm underneath. Jaeger
releases the hold because of a spiky bracelet on Ricardo's arm.
Everyone questions about Ricardo's bracelet but Brocken Jr. is
shown and is more concerned about Ricardo's eyes, saying that
belong to someone evil and not that of a Chojin. Jaeger bounces
of the ropes but Ricardo uses his bracelet to lock up Jaeger's
leg and toss him into the air. Ricardo catches Jaeger and uses a
reverse neck crunch into an arm bar. Suddenly, the rest of
Ricardo's fake body shatters off to reveal his true form, a huge
white demon-like creature with orange eyes. Kid Muscle is
freaked out Ricardo is laughing as the episode comes to an end.
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| Episode
64
by
MaxPowerz |
02/21/2004 |
The match
between Jaeger and Ricardo still is in high heat. Ricardo has
Jaeger in a leg lock. Vance McMadd states that Ricardo looks
ugly and
Ikemen says you better not be talking about me. Vance informs
his son
that your chin isn't that ugly, its just gruesome. Jacqueline
comes in
thinking that Ricardo looks dreamy and would probably spice
things up in
her life. Brocken Jr. tells her that he gets a bad feeling from
Ricardo;
that it's some unique sort of evil he cannot put his finger on
right now.
Ricardo tightens the Cross Clutch knee hold. Broken yells to
Jaeger to get
out and do what they have practiced in that move. Jaeger pushes
his arms
back causing Ricardo to flip behind him. Jaeger flies into the
air and is
coming down with a smashing knee drop! Before he has a chance to
plant the
move, Ricardo bites Jaeger's knee with a Jagged Jaw!
Doc figures out now why Ricardo doesn't move his mouth when he
speaks. He
states that Ricardo saves all his energy for when he comes in to
attack
his prey, just like a piranha.
Instantaneously, Ricardo grabs Jaeger, flies high into the air,
and tosses
the helpless body down. Ricardo grabs his spike shackle and
throws it
faster than Jaeger. Once it attached itself to the ring, he
pulled up to
make the matt turn into a large spike for his victim to fall on.
Jaeger
hits the canvas hard, ripping the back of his outfit. The ring
then forms
back to its original shape as Ricardo lands back into the ring.
Brocken Jr
looks over to Ricardo and sees the dMp logo appear on Ricardo's
arm
causing him to shout out in question how could this be with the
dMp wiped
out. The whole audience is shocked and Brocken continues saying
it was
clear that Ricardo had evil running threw his veins and he could
see it in
his stare. Its was a stare of evil. Jaeger is confused on how
Ricardo
could be on the side of the dMp since all of his moves are like
that of a
muscle leaguer. Ricardo explains that he is muscle league/dMp
hybrid. He
was born into the dMp and since his parents wanted him to learn
all the
strengths and weaknesses of the Muscle League, the brought him
to an elder
muscle league trainer named Pa-Shango. At first Ricardo was
turned away
but once he saw him dressed up as a good guy, Pa-Shango could
not refuse.
Ricardo was trained 20 hours a day, 7 days a week with every
move and hold
that Pa-shango knew. One day Ricardo just woke up forgetting all
his roots
and thought he was a muscle leaguer. When he heard about the
destruction
of the dMp headquarters, he started to remember it all again. He
went back
to the lair and he was sure of who he was. He decided to keep
his roots
hidden from everyone, including Master Pa-Shango so he could
stay longer
but he realized later it was not meant to be.
Ikemen tells himself upon hearing this that this would be great
for
ticket sales and ratings because having the arch rival to the
muscle
league would draw in big interest.
Jaeger moans as he gets up that he must win this for the muscle
league. He
then charges up for his specialty move, the "Red Rain of Pain".
Jaeger
informs Ricardo that he does not care if he trained under the
Muscle
League because deep down Ricardo is still dMp. Jaeger then goes
with his
move and it is dodged quickly. Ricardo mocks the move saying it
was not bad
because the color from the heat could do some good for him he
then asks
for him to do it again. Jaeger does and Ricardo attempts to jump
over it
but gets hit on the knee, knocking him on his back. Jaeger
quickly jumps
on top of him and is about to lay a blow that could possibly
take him out
but Brocken yells out to his son to remember what he was taught
and to
stick to his game plan. Jaeger remembers that when an opponent
is down,
they are the most dangerous. Jaeger feels overly confident and
goes for
the move anyway. Ricardo blocks the move with his chain
following it by
flipping Jaeger into the air for the "sand trap suplex". Jaeger
holds his
neck trying to breath. Ricardo suddenly remembers the same thing
happening with Pa-Shango. In this flash-back, his master sees
half of
Ricardo's mask off and tells him "I see what you are, a spawn of
the dMp".
Ricardo looks at his master unknowing and cannot understand how
and why he
could be evil. Pa-shango says that he has to destroy him and
goes in for a
kick, knocking off the other part of his mask. Ricardo grabs his
master
and places him into the "Brazilian Nut Cracker". Ricardo
realizes what he
has done and apologizes but he is too late as his move knocked
him out.
The flashback fades out as we see Ricardo crying out for help
for his
fallen master.
We come back to Ricardo coming back into the match realizing
where he is
and he jumps to the turnbuckle. Brocken is yelling at Jaeger to
get up and
to think of all the blood and sweat he has put into his training
to get
here. The crowd starts chanting for Jaeger causing him to
realize that he
must find strength through his friends and fans. Ricardo retorts
that he
doesn't need help from them except to carry him out on a
stretcher.
Ricardo then jumps off the ropes for another Jagged Jaw attack
but it is
countered by by a drop kick followed by a pile driver. Ricardo
laughs it
off and says that he cannot do a thing by himself and everyone
gives him
his strength so without them, he is nothing. In anger, Jaeger
pulls off
the neck guard on the back of his helmet and throws it at his
father.
Jaeger says he doesn't want any help and can do this all on his
own
without any support. Jaeger then kicks Ricardo with great speed
but each
kick looks as though it is blocked by Ricardo's knees. Jaeger
jumps up to
do the hammer heal shoe stomp but its reversed by a dragon claw
throw.
Ricardo then jumps atop Jaeger and lays fist after fist on him.
Roxanne
pleads with broken to help but is told some things you have to
learn on
your own. Jaeger then tries his red rain of pain again but
Ricardo dodges
it locking Jaeger's arms so he is immobile. Ricardo does his
shackle spike
move to the ropes which cuts the outer layer of them off. Next,
he uses
his cable coil attack which makes the ropes twist into a
gigantic spring.
Ricardo picks Jaeger up and suplexes him right on the oversized
spring and
he himself jumps on it too following him. In mid air Ricardo
locks in his
finishing move the "Brazilian nut cracker" and Roxanne yells at
Brocken to
do something before Jaeger gets seriously hurt. Brocken lets her
know that
all he can do is throw in the towel but its not his place to do
that now.
Kid muscle is getting very worried by the speed that Ricardo and
Jaeger
are coming down and Terry Kenyon says that it looks as though
Jaeger is
about to pass out. We see a shot of the ring and Jaeger's towel
is thrown
in. Ricardo stops suddenly in the air. The camera slowly turns
to the
corner of the ring and we see that it was Roxanne who has thrown
in the
towel. She cries that she had no choice. Ricardo yells that he
has to get
down somehow so continues the move on Jaeger. The crowd is in
awe. Roxanne
tears up crying "LEAVE HIM ALONE!" The two hit the matt. Jaegers
helmet
smashes into pieces as Jaeger flops to the ground. Everyone is
even more
shocked. The crowd starts yelling how unfair it was and its
against the
rules to attack someone after the towel has been thrown in. two
wrestlers
in the front row who look like they would have been on the dMp
yelled that
Ricardo did win because the towel was thrown. Vance and Ikemen
looked at
each other confused and Jacqueline told everyone to read the
rules because she
knows that once a wrestler has thrown the towel in, it is
illegal to
continue to attack but since the towel was thrown in during the
middle of
a move already in process, it is perfectly legal making Ricardo
the
official winner. This means that the final match of the Chojin
crown is
going to be Ricardo vs. Kid Muscle. Everyone noticed that Kid
Muscle is
nowhere to be found and the all figure he ran away in fear.
Trixie and
Kiki say its unfair because Ricardo stopped in the air and did
not have to
finish the move, Roxanne yells out who cares and runs to
Jaeger's aid.
Ricardo cannot believe what he has done but is not surprised
because he
remembers doing it before. He suddenly gives a cry of pain.
We jump to outside the arena where we see the kid looking at a
shop that
has cow and rice in the rain. Mantaro turns around and sees
Jaeger being
held in a stretcher being placed into an ambulance. Kid Muscle
runs to see
what's happening and the E.M.T. workers say its going to be
tough for Jaeger
and to not get your hopes up. The Kid tells Jaeger "cow and
rice". Jaeger
miraculously wakes up saying he wants to try his moms as he
promised and
asked the kid to promise to beat Ricardo. The kid promises he
can. Broken
Jr in the distance proudly states that Jaeger may have lost the
match, but
has gained independence which is greater. The kid wishes Jaeger
a good
recovery as he is taken away into the ambulance. Roxanne informs
the kid
that he gave Jaeger a very serious promise but the kid answers
that its
one he's going to keep. The rain stops and Roxanne asks the kid
if he think
that the storm is over. The kid says "no".
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| Episode
65
By
TheOrgg |
02/28/2004 |
Monsuer
Cheeks flips toward the screen and announces that Jaeger has
been 'Wiped Out' by Ricardo, whom has been busted out of his
Muscle League shell.
Mac Metaphor introduces the unexpected parade of wrestlers with
"Fans have flocked for their favorite chosen Chojins!" Roxanne
and pals remark upon the crowd and are rushed while trying to
take pictures three times; Kevin Mask and Lord Flash appear and
begin commenting that they are suppose to be wrestlers, and
expressing their disgust for the spectacle of the parade. They
concoct a plan of escape: Each grabs the upper body of the
other, and beginning by fraying Doc's toupee with their feet,
they flip each other onto the heads of dozens of crowd members
toward the end of the parade. Ricardo's cart now appears with
Ricardo in DMP form, and is peppered with junk, garbage, and
food remnants. Following the villain, Wally shows up on a bike
pulling a cart with Kid Muscle, Meat, aand Wally's family. Meat
and the Kid complain about the 'safe and smooth' ride Wally is
providing, and Meat decides to try Kevin Mask's way out of the
fix. Meat grabs Kid Muscle by the head, puts him up in a suplex
position, and then thrusts both himself and the Kid backwards...
smashing Kid into the sidewalk as the crowd runs screaming out
of the way of the pariahan wrestler. "What went wrong? asks Kid
Muscle. "You mean right now, or in general?" Meat quips back.
We next see Ricardo in bad guy form training by crushing cars
together and announcing that he is 'invincible!.' The next
scene is Kid Muscle sitting at a table, and Wally walking into
frame from the side. "What are you doing?" asks Wally.
"Training." replies Kid Muscle. Meat speaks up, "Training is
when you get tired and sweaty." With that, Wally's family pops
up and says that they'll cheer on the rice and Cow if that's the
case. Kid Muscle tells them "Not if I do it first!!!" *Cue
'Rice and Cow Song'*
At the match, Kid Muscle tells meat of his sponsorship... while
dressed as a giant crab. Kid shows up in the ring and is
confused as to why he hasn't been called. Taking rare
initiative, he jumps into the ring, yelling his stats loudly,
with McMadd's Son. McMadd's Son quickly interrupts with "What
are you doing, KID?!" "Warming up my vocal cords for the
fight?" Kid chances. McMadd then proceeds to tell Kid the venue
has changed... slightly, and that's why he hasn't been called
yet. The stadium is transformed into an outdoor arena... and
it's cold outside. Wally offers his sister to keep Kid warm
with her blubber, but Kid wants no part of that. Spotting
Roxanne with a blanket wrapped around her, The Kid offers to
snuggle down with her to keep warm, and is quickly rejected. "I
thought You Liked me!" he cries. "It's a habit I'm trying to
stop!" responds Roxanne. Suddenly, something CRACKS through the
CANVAS!! Two electrodes in an 'X' shape appear, and Mac
Metaphor announces it's Electrolix! Kid's logic circuits
misfire, and he says "Hey, Electricity is warm!" He then
touches Electrolix with the tip of his finger... and responds
that electricity is "TOO HOT!" before touching it a second
time. Good Ole Kid Muscle. Ricardo's team appears without
Ricardo, and instead carries a coffin... Kid panics, and
everyone is wondering about the coffin; Ricardo's team places
the coffin in the ring. The effeminate announcer begins
announcing Kid Muscle with half a dozen insults; Kid asks if he
could just give weight and bicep measurement instead. The fake
announcer agrees, and as he begins announcing Ricardo's Weight
and Measurements, the coffin begins to bust... emerging from
within, a black cloud coalesces in the corner of the ring... and
Kid stops worrying, as all he can see is a par of eyes. "Hey,
meat! I'm O.K.! Everything except his eyes decomposed!"
Ricardo's black gas then coalesces into a humanoid shape... and
clears, revealing his Muscle League disguise, which comes as a
surprise to everyone, including the McMadd family in their hot
tub. McMadd's daughter 'perks up' and philosophies on what
Ricardo's emergence from the coffin signifies. Kid no longer is
cold, as his brain overheats. Kid Muscle and Ricardo stare down
each other, and Mac Metaphor suggests that Kid is daring Ricardo
to make the first move... The Kid then shouts "Don't tell him
THAT!" as he nearly wets himself. Ricardo takes initiative,
barreling towards the Kid, but Kid Muscle punches him with two
solid hits, following up with a Kick that barely misses... While
Kid is off balance from the miss, Ricardo rams the kid toward
Electrolix...
...and the next episode. |
| Episode
66
by
TheOrgg |
03/06/2004 |
The show opens with Msr.
Cheeks explaining what happened in the previous episode. This
episode opens with a establishing shot of a hospital, with the
announcement that Doctor Gerry Atrix is needed in Surgery, and
that Doctor Petey Atrix is needed in the Children's Ward. We see
a close-up of Jaeger in bed, and the doctor informs Brocken that
he is in critical condition, and they do not know when he will
come out of his coma.
Three shadowy figures with gravely voices are seen walking down
a darkness shrouded corridor talking of the 'surprise' someone
will get when they are seen, the revenge they would travel to
the ends of the world to wrought, and how he will react to them
and their... 'little gift.'
We rejoin Ricardo's mad dash toward Electrolix with Meat,
Roxanne, and the announcers shouting "NO!," and Jacqueline
moaning "Yes! Now we'll see that chicken fried, Extra CRISPY!"
At the very last moment, Ricardo tosses Kid Muscle out of the
way of Electrolix, and stands waiting for Kid to get up. Kid
states "You're just pretending to be nice so I'll let my guard
down, and then you'll electrocute me!" Ricardo gives a
non-committal bob of the head and shrug of the shoulders. After
this, he takes a pose of attack. "What's Kid Doing?" asks Mac
Metaphor. Doc replies, "I think the technical term you're
looking for is 'Hiding.'" Ricardo gives chase to Kid Muscle
around Electrolix. The crowd begins to throw "everything they
can get their hands on," as Doc says. The screen jumps to Meat
with Roxanne inquiring about the situation as we hear Doc
exclaim "Hey, Mac! Put Me DoowwwAAAHHHH!" and we see him fly
across the background. Meat explains to Roxanne that Kid's 'Bean
Sized Brain' has been overloaded-- he expected Ricardo to be
foul, not fair, and to be DMP: instead he was Muscle League.
"Come out, Come out Wherever you Are! Olly olly Oxen Free!"
cries Ricardo, peeing from under Electrolix. He executes and
exciting under-the-X slide kick and knocks Kid Muscle high into
the air, following it up with an Uppercut, knocking the Kid
almost onto McMadd's Son's new shoes. Kid stays cowered beside
the canvas as Ricardo looks around. "I believe the Coward you're
looking for is right here!" shouts Jacqueline, and Kid Muscle
asks "How Could YOU??!?" As Ricardo begins barreling toward the
ropes, his Cyclopean DMP Crony quips "I'd bet my one good eye
that we'll see his Cruel Side, NOW!" However, Ric cuts himself
off in midair, returning to the ring to wait on Kid Muscle. "Is
this for real?" Kid asks. Ricardo reassures him that he believes
in his Muscle League creed and would have never cracked Jaeger
with his Brazilian Nut Cracker if he had seen the towel. Kid
says he thinks that it's cool he wants to give up his villainy
as Ricardo's other DMP Crony sneers "You're on my towel, Dork."
This sends Kid Muscle into an boot to the head kick as he trips
forward... replayed three times its smacking upside Ricardo's
skull, it knocks Ricardo into Electrolix. Doc says he won't be
able to sit down for a week if Electrolix's licks are anything
like his Father's licks. Ricardo begins to crack, quipping "I
see you're ready to fight." "Don't turn into the monster with
fangs!" Kid cries as he grabs tape and begins to tape up Ric.
Ric says that the X is part of the match and fighting fair. Kid
kicks Ricardo in the head, and they rush toward each other like
Rhinos.
Jacqueline
is enthralled as Ricardo catches Kid in a Zafara. Meat explains
that only Pashango, the Lord of the Leg lock, the Honcho of the
Headlock, the Prince of Pain, the Sultan of Submission could
have taught Ricardo that move. As his followers beside the ring
chant of how cool cruel is, Ricardo tells them to Shut Up, that
he is Not cruel-- He helps Old ladies across the street. He
wants to become a vegetarian and the Mayor of California! Kid
believes that Ricardo is cracking up even more than his mask.
Kid is getting stretched more than Spandex on an Elephant
according to Mac Metaphor. Kid breaks free from the hold and
begins a scissors lock on Ricardo's head, and as Ricardo tries
to escape, he flips himself into Electrolix. Kid asks if Ricardo
gives up as he holds Ricardo's leg. Kid then launches himself
into the air and hits Ricardo's mask... cracking it again. Kid
again grabs the adhesive tape and puts Ricardo into a hold to
hold him together. Many egg jokes ensue, and Ricardo gets tired
of the cracks about cracks. Meat says he's tired of hearing of
Ricardo's crack, and Kid says he can never hear too many cracks
as he passes a small fart. Ricardo then cracks his legs and
double-joints into Kid's hold, springing out of the hold and
puts Kid Muscle into a Giant Swing. Jacqueline
wants to see some whacking, some smacking-- and
Jacqueline
is angered as Ricardo
pulls Kid away from Electrolix once again.
Pashango comes into Ricardo's mind and asks how long he'll
pretend to be a Muscle Leaguer and Ricardo begins getting upset,
as he feels that he IS a Muscle Leaguer. Kid Muscle is spent
into space, falling back down right onto Electrolix. The crowd
cringes, Meat cringes, McMadd and Son Cringe;
Jacqueline
begins cracking up with
sadistic glee.
The hospital appears with a nurse's voice calling Doctor Atrix.
"What is it, Nurse?" asks the Doctor. "It's Jaeger!" she
responds. "Yes, I can see that from his chart." "No, he's come
out of his coma!" Kid has hurt his leg on Electrolix. Roxanne
also notices that Ricardo seems to be having a mental breakdown.
He seems to be frozen between good and evil.
Ricardo again is inside his mind and says 'he's right over
there!' In the crowd Roxanne points out a giant headdress on a
stand, but cannot see Pashango as Ricardo says. Only Ricardo can
see Pashango. The three creepy guys explain that Master Pashango
has crossed over because a Demon in the mists. Ricardo, they
allege, killed him because he knew of the monster underneath and
could see into his heart. Ricardo says they were practicing the
move that was taught to him, the Brazilian Nut Cracker, when it
went wrong. The three says he did it intentionally.. and Ricardo
shreaks "Nooooooo..." and as half of his mask falls off, slurs
it into a hissed "Yesssssss." Kid Muscle dropkicks the
shattering Ricardo to take advantage of his distraction, hurting
his leg worse. As Ricardo bounces off the ropes, the Kid catches
him with a Clothesline. As he falls, Ricardo catches Kid with a
cross clinched Knee hold on the Kid's injured leg and bites it
with his fangs. Meat shouts that Kid must twist in the same
direction as Ricardo is twisting his leg to break it. When Kid
does just that, Ricardo flies into Electrolix... and catches it
in the fangs, dealing no damage to Ricardo. Kid throws himself
into the ropes and catapults toward Ricardo, who grabs
Electrolix with his non-conductive claws and levers it back like
an arm of a catapult...
|
| Episode
67
By
TheOrgg |
03/13/2004 |
Msr. Cheeks again updates those
who have not seen the episode before, and remarks that he
sympathizes with Ricardo's cracking up.
We see kid falling toward Electrolix. As Kid Muscle is shocked
while everyone stares shocked at him, he remarks "My Feelings
are Melting!" While McMadd and Ikemen cringe, Jacqueline remarks
that Chojin Wrestling is Electric-- in more ways than one. The
green-faced midget with Pashango's headdress states that the
match must be stopped-- and Mac Metaphor and Doc remark on how
awful Ricardo's face is. Meat remarks that Ricardo is a DMP
raised as Muscle League, and is being more cruel than he was
with Jaeger. Ricardo rips Kid off of Electrolix with a Rhino
Flip slam. Kid stumbles up, as his leg is agonizing... so
agonizing that Kid Muscle cannot stand up. "Bulging Biceps! This
could be the end, not only of the Kid, but of the dreams of all
those that ever believed in him!" Meat cries. We flash to Jaeger
moaning "Kiiiid, Noooh!". The Nurse says his pulse is slowing,
and the doctor asks if Jaeger can hear him. Roxanne flashes a
belt that she and Jaeger used to run a three-legged race, and
enrages Kid by, as Kid Muscle sees it, flaunting how everyone
thought that she and Jaeger were a cute couple. Roxanne tells
the Kid to shut up and listen to her while fastening the belt
around Kid's ankle despite Kid's protests. She maintains that
it'll act as a brace-- that it doesn't matter that Jaeger used
it. Kid asks "Are you sure?" "Hey! It works" Kid exclaims as the
belt lights up. "I'm Cured!" cries Kid Muscle. Ricardo quips
"But not for long!" and charges the Kid. The kid takes his new
ankle for a test drive, catapulting himself off of the ropes and
clip kicking the legs out from under his opponent, and putting
the DMP Baddie into a Reverse Spider Crank. The onlookers cheer.
Ricardo hints of a weapon that inflicts more pain... and
Ricardo's Cronies start to chant "Bring it out! Bring It Out!"
Ricardo sends his Spike Shackle around Kid's ankle, tripping The
Kid up and flipping him towards the sky, then wrapping Kid
Muscle in an Amazon Sleeper hold. "No, this can't be the end!"
exclaims Ricardo's green-faced Classmate. "Who cares about one
good ankle when your whole body is shot... or should I say
'Shocked?'" asks Ricardo as he flips Kid Muscle back towards
Electrolix once again for an Electrifying Assault. "Can't go on"
moans Kid. "I'm not strong enough, even with Jaeger's belt." All
in the crowd other tha Jacqueline sigh... and McMadd tells
Ikemen to ring the bell... and Jacqueline says "Allow Me,"
knocking both McMadd and Son out of the arena with the bell
"Oops, I think I missed."...and then she states that she wishes
to see the carnage continue... Jaeger begins to manifest to Kid
Muscle, who asks if he just wants to get his belt back. Jaeger
tells Kid Muscle that together they are going to beat Ricardo.
"You don't know when to quit, do you? I'll have to teach you!"
Ricardo growls. "Ricardo is madder than ever!" says the former
disciple of Master Pashango with an odd growth on his face.
"Don't Give Up" hisses his little green faced classmate. Ricardo
continues to bash kid, then Spike-shackles himself to
Electrolix, pulling the 'licks up toward Kid Muscle as he falls.
"You're Toast, Kid!" Ricardo shouts as he drops Electrolix back
to the ring's surface, forcing Kid Muscle to fall once again
upon Electrolix. Kid collapses a Charred, Scarred mess... and
then slowly pushes off of the mat.
We see Jaeger yelling "Kid! Keep Fighting! I Believe In You!"
Jaeger puts all of his strength into helping Kid Muscle win the
match the Doctor says in a point blank fashion, as though he
knew the Nurse needed an explanation. Ricardo realizes that
Kid's unnerving strength is from Jaeger's help. Meat remarks
that Kid talks to himself, but it's usually about food. Meat
continues to soliloquize that it's like Kid has a guardian angel
on his shoulder... or like he's using the Mythic Muscle League
Bond of Might with Jaeger. "You two can do anything." Roxanne
says to Kid, explaining that Jaeger doesn't let his friends
down. Ricardo says he can easily beat Kid Muscle as he slams him
back into Electrolix... "You see kid, as strong as your bond is
with Jaeger, it's useless against me-- as I'm Muscle League
myself... and the bond doesn't work against fellow Muscle
Leaguers."
"No! It's NOT! Ricardo isn't a Muscle Leaguer!" yells the
green-faced Pashango-ite. He explains that he saw what happened
the day that Pashango died. Pshango saw what was under Ricardo's
mask, and that it was evil... and attempts to destroy him.
Ricardo "Brazilian Nutcracker'd" Pashango and called for help.
His classmates run in and then off to call an ambulance... but
the green faced one straggles behind, visibly upset, and
witnesses Ricardo kicking Master Pashango to death before he
runs off crying.
The crowd is aghast that Ricardo murdered Pashango, and one of
Roxanne's friends asks how Ricardo can consider himself Muscle
League. "I think that's precisely little Sheuba's point isn't
it?" sneers Ricardo "...that my indiscretion against all my
training has forfeited me from the Muscle League!" "That's
Right!" exclaims Sheuba. "What you did that day was a violation
of the league charter... Which Means...
--------------
Here there is some oddities in the enunciation of the word
'expulsion.' Instead of "Ex'Pulll Shin," it is pronounced "ess
PULSHIN," followed quickly by a quick inhale or what is called a
'lip smack' in the Post Production field. The overall effect of
this oddity makes it sound as if Sheuba says "Which Means IT'S
BULLshiit!"
-------------
...Which Means EXPULSION! ...so you're not immune to Kid Muscle
and Jaeger's Muscle League Bond of Might." Mac Metaphor chimes
in "I have the feeling Ricardo will have a snappy comeback to
that." "You're Right. If that means I am not half Muscle League,
then I'm all DMP-- 100% PURE EVIL!" exclaims Ricardo.
"Not Good." states Meat, as Ricardo grips Kid in a submission
hold. Jaeger tells the kid the development of now being able to
show their Bond of Might... with his leg. Kid Kicks Ricardo in
the face and slips out of the Submission Hold, throwing off his
weariness and the Mystic Bond of Might... substituting it for
The Power of Ultimate Muscle! |
| Episode
68 |
03/20/2004 |
Msr.
Cheeks again fills in the cracks in the knowledge of the viewer
about what
happened in the previous episode. The show opens with Doc
saying how wonderful the weather is for a Snowball Fight-- and
Mac Metaphor responds that it's miserable for any other kind of
fight. Again we see a reinterpretation of the
last few second of the previous episode. Kid Muscle states that
he doesn't mind
the cold-- that he hates the cold hearted... and the Mark of
Ultimate Muscle
appearing on Kid's head is confirmed by Meat. Jaeger in his
hospital
bed tells the Kid to stay angry, and the odd-faced Pashangite
says to not be
confused by Ricardo's boyish good looks and winning smile-- his
heart is dark
and evil, and only someone that evil would want to destroy a
gentle soul like
Pashango. "We've let a vile villain set foot in the ring of the
Ikemen Chojin
Crown! This is a tragedy, a catastrophe, and it's really bad
for business!"
exclaims Ikemen. "We better stop this before the viewers turn
off their
televisions." McMadd yells. Jacqueline reminds her father that
he allowed Mars to
fight when he was revealed to be DMP, and the ratings went
through the roof.
(Obviously Mars was popular-- those four episodes are the only
four to have been
confirmed to be on Kazaa's network). "Evil gets a bum rap." she
finishes.
Ricardo declares he will win the match via superior skill and
strength, then
boots the Kid back into the Turnbuckle. Ricardo informs us that
no one has
beaten a Kinnikuman when the mark of Ultimate Muscle has
appeared. Ricardo
spike shackles Kid up and slings him again into the Electrolix,
prompting the
Pashangites and Roxanne's Group to begin cheering for Kid
Muscle, which prompts the audience to chant along. Ricardo rips
out one of his fangs, hurling it like a boomerang and stabbing
Sheuba in the chest. Ricardo mounts the turnbuckle and vaults
towards Kid Muscle. "Now I'm really going to turn up the
heat!" Ricardo cackles as Roxanne yells to Kid to not give up.
Jaeger again manifests to Kid Muscle and causes the Mark of
Ultimate Muscle to glow brighter and double-kicks Ricardo with
Jaeger's added energy, and Ricardo misinterprets the spiritual
assistance as Master Pashango's spirit, as Kid Muscle had
declared earlier in the
match that he was abandoning Jaeger for the Power of Ultimate
Muscle. Ricardo
then catches Kid Muscle in a Chicken Wing and sets Kid Muscle up
for the
Brazilian Nut Cracker. "You are going down Kid Muscle, for the
story is done!
Hahahahah!" shouts Ricardo. "It looks like there will be no
happy ending
today!" shouts Mac Metaphor. "That is, unless you like things
to end with a
splat!" chimes in Doc. "I LOVE it when things splatter!"
Jacqueline exclaims.
"EYYUUHH!" moans Ikemen. "I want Kid to win if only to prove
I'm getting the
engagement ring to that redhead!" states Roxanne mysteriously.
Meat tells her
not to give up yet, as the Mark of Ultimate Muscle is still
burning brightly on
Kid Muscle's head-- "You might be missus Big Goofup, yet!"
Ricardo states to
Kid Muscle that he is about to go the way of Pashango and
Jaeger. "Any last
words?" Ricardo sneers, beginning a dialog between him and Kid
Muscle. Replies
the Kid, "Before I go, I would like you to know that this mark
on my head is
called the Niku." "Those are your last words?" "I'M NOT DONE
YET, FANG FACE!
'Niku' is part of the word Kinniku and Kinniku means Muscle!" "SOOOO?"
"So the
people on my planet call us Kinnikuman, which means 'The Muscle
Man.'-- and you
want to know why they do that?" "NO! ...but I think you are
going to anyway."
"Well, I don't like to brag-- ok, I do like to brag..., but you
should know I
have the most powerful muscles ever." "Then where are they?"
"I'll tell you."
"All right, then." "Whenever I'm in real danger, the mark of
Niku activates an
even more powerful set of muscles inside." Roxanne ends the
dialog of Kid and
Ricardo with "O.K., Kid, that's enough flexing!" as Kid
Muscle's costuming rips
off his body. "I feel a chill. Maybe I should order tights in
Extra Large." Kid
Muscle muses. Doc states truly "His pants aren't the only thing
that's ripped!"
as Kid Muscle hurles Ricardo onto the Electrolix, then performs
the Muscle
Millennium upon the frying Ricardo, shattering the Electrolix
and driving
Ricardo hard onto the Ring ropes and past, removing Ricardo's
teeth via the
floor of the arena before his mark of Ultimate Muscle fades
away. Ricardo
begins stumbling up... then falls over on his back coughing.
Ikemen doesn't
want to ring the bell, as it might wake Ricardo's incumbent
form. Jacqueline says
that Ricardo doesn't look like a scary DMP villain or a Muscle
Leaguer-- he
looks like Ikemen, a loser. She rings the bell, and Kid
Muscle's corner
rejoices. Kid thanks Jaeger's belt, as Roxanne gushes over the
power of
friendship. Jaeger's vital signs also stabilize at the
hospital. Kid Muscle
throws his Cow and Rice bowl onto the head of Roxanne and
confronts Roxanne on having it. Roxanne Muscle Millenniums the
Kid and begins shaking him. Meat
interrupts the "lovebirds," as Ricardo has disappeared. Kid
Muscle spots him
stumbling out of the arena with his followers trying to tag
behind him... and
Ricardo shooing them off. Meat tells the Kid to go after him,
but Kid says that
Ricardo is a broken man, and to let him go. Jacqueline pushes a
button to
retract the broken down Electrolix, and a WWII Spitfire begins
swooping
towards the ring, skimming the top of Kid Muscle's head, then
shifts into
Comrade Turbinski. Then an Earthquake happens, and Meat
comforts Kid, as it's
just the transforming ring. Ikemen tells Kid that Kevin and
Turbinski are two
popular wrestlers and that they cannot afford to get a cold.
"Do you enjoy
making me miserable?" asks Kid Muscle. "Uh Huh" nods Ikemen in
confirmation.
Kevin then approaches the ring and stares down Turbinski without
any theatrics,
other than saying nothing to Kid Muscle. Jacqueline again
presses a button causing
another shaking and showcases her alternative to Electrolix... a
ring a
thousand feet in the air with five rings-- one on top and four
around it
descending vertically. Kid Muscle yells as the 'quake' happens,
saying "I'm too
self involved to die!" Jacqueline announces the rules of the
Sky Cube, which are as
follows: the wrestlers can fight on any side, but to win the
wrestlers must
throw their opponent off of the ring to the ground. Kid Muscle
says he hopes
that Kevin isn't afraid of heights. Channeling Terry Pratchett,
Meat tells the
kid that "there's no reason to be afraid of heights. Falling
from those heights
is another story..." Kid Muscle then dresses as a Physics
professor and points
out that gravity will cause the fighters to fall to their doom
if they try and
fight on the side rings. He asks what will happen if Kid Muscle
gets hurt on
the ring-- "what will happen to his wife and five perfect,
handsome sons?"
Roxanne then kicks his speech short in fury over this comment,
shouting "Why do
all your sons look like you, anyway?" giving doubt to her fealty
to Kid Muscle.
Jacqueline points out that the two people who can complain abut
the ring arn't
complaining, and Kid realizes that if both fighters lose, he
automatically wins
the challenge. Lord Flash puts on Kevin's armor upon command
with the
slip of 'Comrade.' Kevin tells Lord Flash that he has noticed
the slips of the
tongue and his inability to lift his pinky finger during tea and
has drawn the
conclusion that Lord Flash is not an Englishman. "I hope the
fact that you share Comrade Turbinski's Russian heritage won't
cause you to betray me." "Fear
Not, Kevin, I will always be in your corner." replies Lord
Flash. |
| Episode
69
By
TheOrgg |
03/27/2004 |
Msr. Cheeks again gives the news that Kid Muscle allowed
his power to rip, and wonders why the fans don't like
himself to let his powers rip, then summarizes the rest
of the previous episode. Jacqueline introduces the
fighters, starting with Turbinski. Turbinski has many
Russian Cossacks cheering him on, and Kevin has a pack
of English Punks cheering for him. As soon as Jacqueline
rings the bell Kevin Mask runs to Comrade Turbinski and
begins pummeling the Commie with speedy slaps, knocking
Turbinski to the ropes. Meat explains that Kevin has
been sharpening his skills in every single match that
he's had. Terry wonders why Flash is still hiding his
identity, and Comrade Turbinski kicks Kevin's Mask, then
goes down on one knee. Kevin then hurls Turbinski into
the air and he plummets toward the ring... halting an
inch above the top mat's surface, then he turns over
smoothly. Kevin catches Comrade Turbinski in a suplex...
that also is halted above the ring, reversing the suplex
into a pile driver. Kevin kicks Comrade Turbinski out of
the ring and over the edge... with Turbinski halting
mid-fall in the middle of one of the side rings,
laughing as he rights himself on the sideways ring.
Terry says that Turbinski is up to something, as even he
can't do those kinds of stunts in his crop-duster...
"He's got strings tied to him! Kevin! Get some
Scissors!!!" screams Kid Muscle. Turbinski tells that
his flight plan, after finding out early about the
upraised ring, now includes an antigravity fulcrum
thruster that allows him to break the laws of gravity...
as he charges toward the peering-over-the-mat Kevin Mask
and backdrops Kevin onto the side-mat... Kid gets
excited as Terry points out that if Kevin catches
Comrade Turbinski as he falls that both Kevin AND
Turbinski lose. Kevin claws the ring's mat... then falls
past the ring ropes-- catching the top rope at the very
last second, or maybe even after it. "At least I can
depend on someone, namely myself." Kevin comforts
himself, then hurls himself at the sideways Comrade
Turbinski. "With all that technology, I'm surprised he
doesn't have rearview mirrors!" shouts Doc. Kevin and
Turbinski again lock up, with Kevin ending it by picking
up the Russian and slamming him to the canvas-- but then
the Russian catches Kevin in a scissor hold, only to get
pummeled again by Kevin's fast fists. "This is more like
it! Carnage, Violence-- Everything a girl could want!"
exclaims Jacqueline. Comrade Turbinski lays face down on
the mat and Kevin puts him into a Sidewinder Sliverknot
(according to Terry). Turbinski then breaks Kevin Mask's
hold by transforming his arms into the Spitfire's wings.
Meat points out that the animosity between Flash and
Kevin may be Kevin's downfall. Turbinski jumps up and
fully transforms into the Spitfire, charging Kevin Mask
with his spinning blades. Kevin then puts the plane into
the Big Ben Bash. Turbinski transforms back into his
normal body and uses the change to shift his positioning
and Big Ben Bashes Kevin instead! Kevin's head is stuck
into the mat, making a huge hole. Kevin regains his
feet, then gets knocked back down by Comrade Turbinski's
knee, which gets many cheers from the Russian side of
the crowd. Lord Flash mourns his hiding of his identity.
The punks then begin deriding Meat for teaming up with
Turbinski during the three-legged races, and Kid and
Terry say it was like a blind date... The Punks simply
say they all are swine, and Kid Muscle takes offense, as
a pig gives bacon. Turbinski then takes flight once
again, transforming into a Warhawk Helicopter and
crashes its nose into the back of Kevin Mask, and as the
chopper blades get close to Kevin... |
| Episode
70
by
TheOrgg |
03/27/2004 |
Msr. Cheeks tells us that
Comrade Turbinski has turned on the gas and now has
Kevin pinned with a helicopter.
Kevin is still being tortured by Comrade Turbinski, and
Jacqueline loves it, as it's painful and she feels a
cool breeze from the blades. Lord Flash mourns deceiving
Kevin Mask as Comrade Turbinski grabs up Kevin and
suplexes him around and around the five rings, finally
throwing him towards the floor... but Kevin Mask's foot
tears the mat and keeps him hanging by a toe. "Don't
worry, Kevin. Once you drop, your lying trainer will
break your fall like he broke your trust." taunts
Turbinski. "Is that what you think?" responds Kevin.
"Fool, the caliber of trust we have can never be
broken." clarifies Lord Flash. Kevin says back, "I may
not know Lord Flash like I thought I did, but I still
know him enough to consider him my trainer-- my
partner." "Kevin Mask, You know not how much I have been
yearning to hear you say that." Lord Flash says as he
glows with a golden outline, "We Are BACK!" Kevin says
"I'm pleased to hear it. After all, we trained as a
team, and it's only fitting that we win as one, too."
Lord Flash sees Comrade begin charging Kevin and tells
Kevin how to avoid his attack-- and Kevin Katana Kicks
Comrade Turbinski. "No Fair! He was where I wanted him.
He should be Crushed!" Turbinski complains as the crowd
goes wild. Meat speculates to Lord Flash's identity and
Flash glares at Meat. Kevin then knocks Turbinski over
the bottommost rope and gets to the top rope of the top
ring... and no one knows where Turbinski went-- and then
Comrade Turbinski is spotted on the bottom of the ring,
hanging upside down with his Antigravity Fulcrum
Thruster. Turbinski snags Kevin from the ropes and puts
Kevin in a Reverse Back Crusher... and Kevin clamps on a
Big Bear Hug Hurl after reversing the move with the help
of Lord Flash. Turbinski again simply floats above the
canvas and rights himself. "It's time I end this!" says
Turbinski, as he transforms in a large needle-tipped
fighter jet. Kevin snickers and tells Turbinski "No
pain, no gain." and enlightens Comrade Turbinski that he
has gained insight into his big secret weapon. Turbinski
dive bombs Kevin Mask, who dodges the needle sharp point
on the tip of the plane, then smashes his foot through
the underbelly of the plane, ripping a huge gash in it.
Turbinski crashes into the mat with a gaping, smoking
cavern in his full torso... and the Antigravity Fulcrum
Thruster is in plane view spinning. Terry Kenyon
explains the functions of the little spinning wheel and
how Kevin noticed that Turbinski rights himself by his
Torso's position. "You guys figured that out HOW???"
asks Kid Muscle. "Easy, Kid. Just nod your head and act
like you know what they're talking about. That's what I
do." explains Wally Tusket. "It's a shame, Comrade, now
that the secrets of your antigravity techniques have
been exposed, that this match is back in up in the air."
Kevin states as his aura inflames similar to the way
Lord Flash's did earlier. "Well done, Kevin! Show him
the honor of the Mask Family Name!" advises Lord Flash.
Kevin then Gale Force Ring Flings Comrade Turbinski into
the ropes and puts him into a 4-arm twist tumbler.
"What's Kevin doing? trying to get Comrade Turbinski to
lose his lunch?" asks Kid Muscle. "No, his balance. See?
Remember how Terry said the antigravity fulcrum thruster
was built to navigate ships? Well, if Kevin Mask can
disorient it enough, it will probably throw it out of
whack, and maybe even disorient it." clarifies Wally.
The antigravity fulcrum thruster stops spinning with the
Comrade on the canvas, and Kevin Mask grabs and then
throws Turbinski hard to the mat for the first time.
Meat implores Comrade to give up before he gets hurt,
but Comrade Turbinski tries restarting his antigravity
fulcrum thruster manually. It starts back, and then
Kevin jumps in and is grabbed in a Lumbar Smash. "Come
on Kevin! You were able to release the Maelstrom Power
once before, now you must do it again!" Lord Flash
mutters. "Maelstrom Power? He must mean that glow!" Meat
realizes. Turbinski jumps up with Kevin held below him
and changes into the Helicopter... and then the Fulcrum
Thruster stutters out... and Turbinski starts to crash
outside of the ring! "It seems your broken Antigravity
device has affect your flying, too. Perhaps I can be of
some assistance!" Kevin quips, then jumps and cuts the
multiply-sliced ring into a flap and throws it hard over
Turbinski, swatting him into the middle of one of the
side rings. "you're grounded, Comrade! You should've
given up when you had a chance, Comrade." Kevin says as
his aura glows again as before. "Now you'll suffer the
full force of my power!" Kevin then catapults himself
off the bottom ropes, seizing Turbinski and Big Ben
Bashing him into the canvas, busting his visor wide
open. "What are you waiting for? Finish Him! Kevin, to
be known throughout the universe as the best, you must
SHOW NO MERCY!" Lord Flash yells. "But he's finished.
Just look at him!" Kevin replies. "I... can.. fight."
Comrade Turbinski moans. "This is your chance, Kevin, to
send a message to your next opponent-- to let Kid Muscle
know what will soon be in store for him!" advises Lord
Flash. "Not a bad idea." responds Kevin Mask. "Show the
Comrade your TRUE MIGHT! Use the Mask Family forbidden
hold and... FINISH HIM." commands Lord Flash, pulling
his thumb across his neck. Meat thinks to himself, "Uhh..
this sounds bad." Kevin agrees, "So be it." Kevin kicks
the Comrade Clear, and Comrade Turbinski remains on his
feet, turning his arms into wings and jutting spikes
from the back of them. Kevin then jumps on top of
Comrade Turbinski's back and grabs the tips of his wings
with the Maelstrom power glowing fully and Comrade
Turbinski moans in pain. "All-out Assault!" calls Kevin
Mask as all watching are amazed at the unknown move.
"Break Free, Comrade!" yells a fan of Turbinski. "Poor
Fool! If only he knew there was no way to break free
from this move... at least, until I break you!" Kevin
calls out. "This Cannot Go on!" Meat yells. "Someone's
got to do something! Turbinski is Kevin Mask's opponent,
but he's not an enemy!" "WRONG, MEAT!" lord Flash sneers
back. "ALL OPPONENTS ARE ENEMIES! FINISH HIM, KEVIN!"
"Watch, Kid Muscle. This is what I'm going to do to you,
next!" Kevin Mask exclaims, pulling his hold stronger as
Turbinski moans even louder in even more pain. The
Maelstrom power glows brighter, engulfing Kevin Mask,
Comrade Turbinski, and the top of the ring-- and Comrade
Turbinski's wings part from his body, eliciting final
moan of pain from the Comrade; the audience is either
dumbfounded, horrified, or, in Jacqueline's case,
moaning in pleasure. "Could someone please give me a
hand..." Turbinski says as he passes out of
consciousness. "eeeeEEEEENUFF ALREADY!" grunts Meat as
Jacqueline rings the final bell, officially ending the
match. Kevin Mask celebrates by holding aloft
Turbinski's wings. We see Turbinski spasm noiselessly on
the mat. "Too far! Listen, Lord Flash, I don't know what
school of wrestling you came from or even who you are
for that matter, but I do know one thing, and that's
that you and Kevin Mask went WAAAy overboard for this
match." Meat confronts Lord Flash. "That's just it,
MEAT!" sneers Lord Flash. "You don't know the school of
wrestling I came from, 'cause if you did, you'd know
going overboard is the ONLY WAY we were TAUGHT TO WIN!
...and if you think this was bad... just wait until
Kevin takes on Kid Muscle!" As the Medics start to
ascend the thousand feet, Kevin yells "Just a minute!
Since Comrade Turbinski was such a fan of flying, Let us
finish the match as we should, and give him one last
trip?" "I couldn't agree more, Kevin!" responds Lord
Flash. "Any Chojin that lives by avoiding gravity should
find his doom by gravity! ...and let this serve as a
warning to anyone who thinks Kevin has any self-doubt
about winning the Chojin Crown!" Kevin then leaps up
into the air, throwing Turbinski's limp body to the
ground... The Comrade's body falls silently, tumbling
end over end, and all the spectators shield their
eyes... when everyone opens their eyes, expecting a
gruesome sight, they see Meat cowered below Comrade
Turbinski's body. Kevin Mask scoops up Meat, who utters
a final "Kid, Meat loves you." before passing out. "Your
little pal will recover, even though he tried to save
that bucket of bolts" taunts Lord Flash. "Especially if
he cared about you, Kid. Now it seems you're out a
trainer for the upcoming match. Then again, if he's so
stupid to try to save that loser, perhaps its for the
best." Kid approaches Kevin Mask with anger in his eyes,
but is goaded into presenting a handshake instead of an
impromptu fight. At the last second, however, Kid
surprises Kevin Mask with an uppercut!
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