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There is noise of fighting in the the background as we see a pair of boots standing on a swing, rocking slowly back and forth. The camera pans to Checkmate holding an upright punching bag for Terry the Kid, and then to Jade (Jaeger) and Sieuchin (Wally Tusket) sparring in the ring in Meat's yard. Jade is taunting Sieuchin, saying that all his blubber slows him down, Sieuchin responds and charges Jade, who puts him in a headlock and slams his head down onto the canvas. Sieuchin presses off, sending Jade flying to the other side of the ring. Jade charges and we cut to Terry punching the bag and Gazelleman (Dik Dik van Dik) doing sit-ups while Meat holds his feet. Meat is narrating and mentions that everyone is training for the Chojin Crown Finals, everyone but Mantaro (Kid Muscle) who is probably still snoozing. Meat wanders over to the swings to see if Mantaro is there, but encounters Kevin Mask, standing on one of the swing seats. The guys notice him as well, and Jade makes a remark about them all being a team. Kevin corrects him and let's him know that he is part of a team, a team of one, notably, himself. Jade challenges him to a friendly spar, but Kevin declines, saying he is not a friend, he is an opponent, and then he insults Jade's skill. Jade tells him to put his muscles where his mouth is. With that, Kevin leaps of the swing, landing on the ropes opposite Jade, and they leap at each other. Jade kicks, but Kevin catches his leg. Jade spins free and they charge again legs extended for a nasty kick. Just before they connect though, Mantaro leaps into the ring, forearms raised, and blocks both kicks. Jade is stunned that he blocked their kicks so easily, but Kevin is shocked for another reason. Mantaro is wearing only his gloves and a pair of blue striped boxers with a pink elephant on the crotch. We are given a close up of the elephant insignia on a squatting Mantaro, and in the background, at ringside, Checkmate, Terry and Gazelleman realize what is about to happen. With that Mantaro lets out a cloud of yellow stench and then stands proudly making conversation. Just then a helicopter comes into view with a hottie standing on a dangling ladder. Mantaro goes gaga as she nears and she asks for directions to Budokan stadium (where the Chojin Crown Finals are located). Mantaro is overtaken with infatuation and trying to show off, he gives her bad directions. Meat tells him that the directions are wrong, and Mantaro replies, "It sounded good!" The gorgeous redhead flies off and Mantaro laments that he will never see her again. Later that night, in the hut, Meat wonders when the Chojin Crown will start up again, and where their invitation is. Mantaro is busy shoveling rice into his mouth. The next morning we see Terry the Kid holding the punching bag as Jade is in his final day of preparation for the finals. Again, that night, while Mantaro is shoveling food into his craw, Meat ponders their missing invitation. Break to day, Kevin Mask is doing upright push ups on one finger, and gloating about himself. Another night passes, and we are treated to a shot of Meat and Mantaro sitting at the table, while Mantaro busies himself with his food. At morning break, Mantaro is still heaping the food into his gaping orifice when Meat tells him that he must have "Mad Cow Chow Disease". Mantaro, hearing cow, breaks into his cow song. After the song and dance, Mantaro asks Meat if he thinks the red-head really has the hots for him, and if he thinks she can cook Gyuudon (cow and rice). Meat gets up while Mantaro is blubbering on and goes for the TV set. Mantaro is upset that Meat turned on the TV mid-conversation, but they are quickly waylaid when they Ikemen on the tube, announcing the Chojin Crown Finals. Ikemen announces that the finalists have all just arrived, and that the tournament will resume that same afternoon. Meat and Mantaro are shocked, as well as Tamaki (Trixie), Keiko (Kiki) and Rinko (Roxanne) who somehow managed to materialize in the small hut.

Meat wonders how they can start without Mantaro, who is busy making googly eyes at Rinko. It runs out that it isn't Rinko he is ogling, but the red haired hottie on the TV. The same one who came by asking for directions a few days prior. Ikemen's mug appears on the screen as he announces the pairings for the 12 finalists will take place in two hours. Meat groans and Mantaro exclaims that they are 3 hours away. The girls are perplexed. At the stadium, Ikemen and Harabote (Vance McMadd) scheme about how they are going to disqualify Mantaro, but Ikemen explains that he "forgot" to mail off the invitation. They laugh at their scheme. Meanwhile, Mantaro and Meat race towards the stadium on foot. Back at the venue, Yoshigai (Mac Metaphor) explains that since there are twelve finalists, there will be four first round matches and the remaining four finalists will get a buy into the second round. Ikemen explains how they will administer the lottery to see who gets a buy and who goes into a match-up. We see 12 giant pin-balls rise up from the stage and Ikemen pushes a button to reveal a giant pin ball machine. Checkmate, Sieuchin and the others wonder what is taking Meat and Mantaro so long. Checkmate asks what mode of transportation they were taking. We cut to Mantaro and Meat in a field with horses. Mantaro approaches a horse to ride but gets booted into the stratosphere. At Budokan Stadium, the guys contemplate that Ikemen may have schemed to keep Mantaro out of the contest. And speaking on Ikemen, he is busy explaining that in each of the giant pin-balls, there is one of the twelve finalists. He gleefully recalls to himself that there is one empty pinball, Kinniku Mantaro's! Meat and Mantaro are still running towards the venue, as Ikemen hits another red button, causing large robotic arms to come out, grab the pin-balls and drop them into a large funnel, to load them into the pinball machine. As the balls load, Ikemen and Harabote rejoice that their scheme worked and that Mantaro is going to be disqualified for being late. The balls are launched into play as the giant hand of one of the robotic arms, pulls the pinball plunger back to launch each ball. Nakano san (Doc Nakano) announces that they have just received bad news. Mantaro is not inside his ball. Unless he shows up right now, he faces disqualification. At that same moment Meat and Mantaro arrive at the front gates of the stadium. Inside the venue, the pinball machine is going crazy with all the balls ricocheting back and forth in the machine. The flippers and bumpers keep deflecting the balls, and we are again reminded that there are wrestlers in each ball. The balls start to fall into the bracket slots and we are down to three slots left, only one of which is a buy slot. As a ball nears the last buy slot, it is revealed that Kevin Mask is inside. Kevin kicks hard at the ball, to alter it's path to avoid the buy slot, instead landing in a first round slot. The viewers are perplexed. Terry says that it has to be Kevin, and Gazelleman says that the ego-maniac wants t prove he can win without a first round pass. Sieuchin notes that it has only been done by two champions, to which Checkmate replies that it was Kinnikuman Suguru and Kevin Mask's father, Robin Mask. The last two balls are in play and the girls wonder where Mantaro is. Tamaki and Keiko wonder why Mantaro is always late, but Rinko tells them that this time, it isn't his fault. Meat and Mantaro bust into the inside of the stadium, and the crown is pleased to see them. Ikemen and Harabote are shocked to see him, but with a devious grin, Ikemen says that it's too bad he's too late.

Rinko shouts to Mantaro to get into the funnel. Tamaki asks how he'll get in, and Rinko says that she'll be sorry she asked. With that, everyone takes cover, as Mantaro farts and shoots up into the funnel. Mantaro is placed before the plunger and launched into the game, where he is bounced off the bumpers, but without the protection of the pinball encasing. Harabote berates Ikemen for failing to keep Mantaro out, but Ikemen says that he has it under control. Mantaro slides for the last buy slot, but Ikemen pulls out a remote control and one of the pin-balls halts and redirects towards Mantaro, knocking him into the side and smashing him repeatedly. Ikemen beams with evil pleasure as Mantaro is pummeled. Rinko yells out to use the power of Ultimate Muscle. Mantaro pushes off, shooting the ball back, but Ikemen uses the remote to redirect it again. As it approaches him, he drops a solid heel on it, shattering it and revealing the remote unit inside. He again slides towards the last buy slot, but is bumped out of the way and into the first round slot by the last pinball. Well, at least he is still in the tournament, Nakano exclaims. The slots are matched up as Mantaro sits in his hole, picking his nose. Ikemen tells him that he is on national TV and Mantaro perturbedly yells back that he missed lunch. Mantaro takes off to go find a bite to eat and a place to nap. He is sneaking around the corridors when he hears a sensuous female voice coming from a room (Ikemen's dressing room). He opens the door to reveal the red head that he is so enamored by. Mantaro is coming on strong, when Ikemen bursts in. He is flabbergasted to see Jacqueline and Mantaro there. He tells Mantaro to leave and Mantaro fires back. He asks Jacqueline if that is her boyfriend. She laughs and explains that he is her brother. Mantaro says that there must be some mistake. She is gorgeous and Ikemen is ugly. Ikemen reflects to himself that he has always been unfavorably compared to his sister. She is attractive, he is dog-ugly. Ikemen tells Mantaro to stay away from his sister, but Mantaro tells him to bugger off and returns his attention to the lovely lady. He invites her to his match, and she accepts. He says he'll make sure to put on a good show for her. She says that once he is done dismantling his opponent, that they can go on a date. Mantaro is infatuated, making his trademark oogly heart eyes at her. Ikemen is pissed and we fade out.

Fireworks explode as the first match is slated to begin. The first contestants arrive by diving head first from small airplanes, landing on their feet in the ring. The first wrestler is a personal photo booth named Photo-Pat. His/her opponent is a huge wrestler with a three horned helmet (similar to a beetle), D-Struction! At the second ring area, it is all but deserted. The first opponent, hailing from Brazil, is Ricardo. A slim wrestler wearing a bunch of sports pads and a space helmet. His opponent, a walking high rise, is Sly-Scraper. Amazingly, Terry the kid is the corner man for Sly-Scraper. Mantaro greets Terry, but he is ignored. Meat explains that Terry is focusing solely on helping Sly-Scraper win this bout. Ikemen rings the bell to begin and we fade out to next week.

by MaxPowerz

The show opens up with a bird’s eye view of the arena. The camera zooms in closer onto the ring where we see Ikemen with a few judges. They are discussing the current situation which is about Kevin Mask. He hasn’t appeared to the match and is over two hours late. Outside the ring, Dik Dik Van Dik, Wally Tusket and Checkmate are arguing. Kid Muscle asks what all the commotion is about. Wally tells the kid that Dik Dik thinks he should take Kevin Mask’s spot in the tournament. Everyone thinks that Dik Dik is crazy to think he has a chance. Meat says specifically to Gazelleman that he knows the Buck wouldn’t have a chance against the “Korean dragon” because Chijimi Man did a lot of work to get where he is. Dik Dik sarcastically replied that this so called “work” was the Potato Sack race, tiddlywinks, and play a “vicious game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Which he could do too. Next everyone challenged Dik Dik to Rock Paper Scissors and he lost to every one of them even Doc Nakano.

The camera is back in the ring focused on Ikemen who is about to disqualify Kevin Mask. Before he finishes his sentence to disqualify him, Kevin Mask says “WAIT!” The camera zooms in on Kevin Mask and is held up by Lord Flash. Kevin’s mask has sweat drops on it and he looks extremely tired like he was beaten up on or he has over worked himself out to the point he can’t move on. Despite his physical condition, he will not give up the fight. The Judges however turn to Ikemen and say that Kevin Mask is disqualified by the rules set within the rulebook. Ikemen retorted that he is in charge, he can make the rules and also has the ability to fire any one of them. In fear of unemployment, the judges quickly agree that Ikemen’s rule is just and they let Kevin Mask fight. We see Kevin Mask inching to the ring slowly, still assisted by Lord Flash but it seems more like he is being carried by him the way Kevin is leaning on his shoulder.

Ikemen tells himself that the reason why he is doing this is because Kevin Mask is the most idolized wrestler right now and that means he will generate the most revenue for the business, his business. He knows that all the other wrestlers fall far behind in popularity and he could not afford to take the risk on someone else. Roxanne, Trixie, and Kiki then start wondering how handsome Kevin Mask is because they heard that he is so gorgeous under the mask in one of those fan magazines. Kid Muscle gets extremely jealous because of the attention the female population devotes to Kevin and complains that Kevin’s tardiness is his desire for even more attention. Meat had a look of concern saying that something doesn’t seem right about Kevin Mask, something different. The Kid snickers, “he probably forgot to shave his nose hairs” This caused a crowd of girls to pound on Kid Muscle in anger. Meat said that he feels that it’s in Kevin Mask’s eyes and said something to the effect of the intensity of an eagle spotting and swooping down on its prey has dissolved and all that is left is pain. Kid muscle says that the pain is all he can feel too but that is because a gang of girls just beat on him.

Kevin Mask is still struggling to get to the ring and suddenly, he falls down and the crowd is concerned of his well being. You can see that his mask has even more sweat than it had before. Lord Flash asked Kevin if he wanted to call it off but Kevin snapped back insisting that he knew what he was doing. When Kevin made it to the ring, Lord Flash tells Kevin to take a seat and conserve his energy if he is going to commit to this. Chijimi Man says, “are you sure you’re a muscle leaguer, and not a muscle loser” and was saying how Kevin mask should be in good shape and not the terrible condition he is in. Someone runs to the side of the ring and whispers into Ikemen's ears that Kevin Mask fainted while in a sauna standing on one finger. Kevin Mask over hears this and tells Ikemen it is none of their business what he does and Ikemen tells the man who ran to the ring to not tell anyone.

The ring announcer introduces the two competitors. Kevin Mask takes off his coat and his shirtless body looks like “nothing but skin and bones” as Wally Tusket said in shock. Kid Muscle tells everyone to believe in Kevin Mask and trust that he can do it. The bell rings.

Chijimi Man charges in onto Kevin Mask ducks down throwing his palms up trying to hit Chijimi Man off guard with a surprise reversal. Chijimi Man steps back and flips on his head performing a break dance move spinning on his head. While spinning his feet are kicking out and he hits Kevin Mask with his foot once and follows it with a barrage of kicks. Next, Chijimi Man locks his legs around Kevin Mask’s head into a modified head lock and then jumps up and kicks Kevin Mask right in the mid section this devastating move is known as the Stone Pan breaker. The blow to Kevin Mask is knocks him across the ring into the turnbuckle and collapses after the blow from the post. The ref starts the ten count on Kevin.

Lord Flash yells at Kevin to get up. The announcers and “the gang” (kid muscle’s friends) stared saying how maybe because of the heel to face transformation Kevin Mask underwent, he is not as good as he used to be and will now start performing terribly. Kid Muscle then asks his friends weather or not if he became evil would make him a better wrestler or not. All the girls attacked Kid Muscle again yelling “NOOOOOOO”.

The referee continues his count while Ikemen is saying that he wants Kevin Mask to get up because if Kevin Mask loses, Ikemen would loose a ton of money. Jacqueline says that money isn’t everything. While she says this, Chijimi Man receives massive crowd support and Ikemen doesn’t care anymore who wins the match because the crowd is behind both of the participants now.

Lord Flash continues to tell Kevin Mask to get up and Kevin Mask does with a second to spare as nine is being said. Chijimi Man now pummels Kevin with a Dragon Tail Whip Kick followed with countless numbers of other kicks. Every time it looks as though Kevin Mask is going to fall down to hit the mat, Chijimi Man kicks him right back up on his feet. Meat questions why Lord Flash is so calm about the whole ordeal and why he doesn’t have any emotions like he was a robot or he knows something that no one else does. Lord Flash thinks to himself that these kicks will soon hopefully knock some sense into Kevin else he wont have a chance. Chijimi Man gives Kevin a final kick toward the turnbuckle and runs ahead of him while grabbing his head and flips off the post to perform a silent tan flip. Kevin Mask is rolling off the ring but he ends up getting caught between the ring ropes. Lord Flash tells Kevin Mask to find his inner light. Chijimi Man makes a comment about how the only thing Kevin Mask has in common with his father Robin Mask is the bucket on his head. Chijimi Man runs at the parallel ropes so that he can pick up more speed and goes for a half turn flying elbow. He is a few inches away and Kevin Mask glows, finding his inner light! Kevin Mask again at the last second grabs Chijimi Man for a Royal Stretch which is a move very similar to WWE’s Tarjiri specialty move, the tarantula. He then flips up Chijimi Man into the air and performs the almighty Big Ben BASH for the win!

Kevin Mask raises is arm in victory. Jacqueline says she wants Kevin mask to fall in love with her while Ikemen says to listen to the sounds he can make with his hands. Vance tells his son that the other hand Ikemen is holding is his and that he is a rich idiot. They both are extremely elated over the win and the crowds reaction to the win.

Lord Flash asks why did Kevin stand on one finger in the sauna until he fainted right before this important match. Kevin retorted that it was to test himself, to see if he could push himself to the next level and to give himself a challenge. All of which he did do.

Kid Muscle was wondering why Kevin Mask was shining and asks Meat if waxing hurts. Meat says that Kevin unleashed his inner light and when the situations get worse, the inner light is stronger and tries to make you overcome your obstacles even more than before. Although Meat is informing Kid Muscle on this, he knows that the Kid is not paying attention and even if he was, he wouldn’t understand.

Ikemen is now in the ring and he announces that in three days, the second round of matches will occur. First will be Destruction vs. black #5, next Kevin Mask verses Black # 6, the third would be Ricardo Vs Red #6 and finally Kid Muscle vs. red #5.

Wally Tusket asks Checkmate who he thinks Kid Muscle would face. Checkmate things it could be Jaeger. Roxanne gets a bit worried about that and Terry Kenyon tells her to not worry about it, Kid Muscle could handle it. While this is going on, Kid muscle is in front of the skybox the McMadd family was in and asks Jacqueline for a date and if she would like to see his rice bowl collection. She declines the opportunity to view his rice bowl collection, but says she would proudly go on a date with him only if he were to win the tournament. Ikemen and Vance are sick to their stomach that the kid is hitting on her but Kid Muscle is still very happy about the possibility of a date.
 

by MaxPowerz

This week’s episode starts us off with the face of an eighteen wheel truck. The camera pans down to the back, where we see Kid Muscle, Meat, Jaeger, Brocken Jr., a cloaked man with the # 3 on it and Ricardo. Kid Muscle is in a bad mood on the back of this truck. He is complaining about how they have to settle for this low class ride while other fellow wrestlers are taking first class measures to reach their destinations. A young man and a girl drive beside the truck in their fancy sports car and Mantaro turns around on the truck and proceeds to get in an argument with them. The camera cuts to the sky and we see Vance McMadd (Harabote Muscle) talking with his son Ikemen on an airplane about Ikemen’s wonderful idea to send Mantaro by truck to the next match. He was going to give the kid a hard time with any and all the little dirty tricks he could think of. Ikemen states it is time for him to go and prepare the ring while his chair moves to the center of this commercial airplane and shoots out from the roof. Still in the chair, the parachute opens up as he descends. A jet with Jacqueline flies by and cuts Ikemen’s chute.

Meanwhile, Kid muscle finishes up talking to them and the truck driver tells them to get out so he can pick up manure. The Driver hits a lever which flips the back of the truck lifts causing the wrestlers to fall out. Kid said, “so that’s what that smell was” as he rubs his bum from the hard fall but the Brocken Jr. and Jaeger make a comment implying it was him. Once he was ready to move on, Mantaro and Meat start arguing because Kid Muscle asks for his usual food break. Meat yells at him to not fool around as they should make their way toward the arena for his match. Kid Muscle, as usual, is not listening and runs off to the surrounding restaurants. Meat gives up. Suddenly we hear something breaking and Meat looks up and one of the gigantic monkey fixture from a store falls down and a man in a black cloak with the # 5 on it throws his cloak down and turns into an old man who suplexes the sign out of harm’s way from the elderly folks it was going to drop on. Meat is very impressed with what just happened and a look of worry is shown because he knew that was the kid’s next opponent. The camera cuts again to the top of a sky scraper. On it, a tower opens up. From the center, a ring pops up with Ikemen standing in the center, and he proceeds to introduce the match: Kid Muscle vs. Barrier-free man. Kid Muscle comes out on a float dressed like a French Clown while meat is in a green chicken outfit that the crowd finds funny and they laugh at him. Barrier-free man comes out on a giant bed carried by the elderly. Kid muscle finds this hysterical and bursts out in laughter. One of the older men carrying Barrier-free man steps on a bottle that somehow was on the walkway, causing all the old people to trip. This causes the bed to spring Barrier-free man off of it and onto the ring floor face down. All the old people are seeing if he is ok and are apologizing for what happened. The old man who slipped first said it was his fault entirely and barrier-free man tells them it was none of their faults. The elderly people who carried him don’t understand and barrier free man explains that it was the fault of the youth for having such a high ring and not having a walk ramp or a little sit elevator for him to get up there. He states that this is why he is known as Barrier-free man, it is his duty to remove all of these barriers which pose a threat onto the elderly and handicapped. The crowd loves hearing this and then the announcers continue saying about the accomplishments Barrier-free Man did for the elderly before the match. He bought most of the tickets for the older fans so that they can spend their money on their grandkids, made them free posters and programs, so that they would know what they were going to watch, and lastly padded underwear in case the match lasted longer than expected. The crowd ate it up. Ikemen's sister, Jacqueline, drops in from her jet and tells kid muscle that she is there to watch him win. Kid muscle gets over-excited, in many aspects of the word.

 
Ikemen reintroduces the competitors in the ring and bad mouths kid muscle, as usual. Kid muscle tries to get the crowd to cheer when Ikemen finishes, but only one person from the audience did. Next, Barrier-free man was introduced and the crowd went crazy. It cut to Dik Dik in the stands talking with the gang, and Dik Dik was saying that he bets Kid muscle is using reverse psychology to win the crowd. He says he should know since he too uses reverse psychology. By Dik Dik’s logic, he thinks that he himself has a near perfect record, thinking he won all his matches but one but in reality he lost all his matches but one. The camera pans back to Mantaro who declares that he couldn’t care less to try and impress everyone; he only wants to impress two people, Jackie and the sushi guy he met who offered food in return of a victory against Barrier-Free man.

The bell rings. Kid muscle jumps to the turnbuckle and bounces off with a flying elbow. He then proceeds to nail Barrier-Free Man with Rick Flair’s patented move, THE KNIFE EDGE CHOP. He nails Knife edge chop after knife edge chop drilling into barrier free man’s chest. Kid muscle starts to make cruel comments about what a weakling Barrier-Free Man is and in retaliation Barrier free man uses his special power to turn into an old man. Kid muscle continues to hit him with his chops but the crowd started getting angry at kid muscle’s treatment towards this old man. They were booing harshly, even throwing whatever they could find at Mantaro. Barrier-free man still in his old man form tackled the thanks to this distraction. He then climbs on top of Mantaro’s chest and chuckles. Meat yelled at the kid to push off Barrier-Free Man quickly, but the kid complained that he was too heavy for him to even lift him up. Barrier-Free Man raises his arms and hits Mantaro with slow palm swats. Kid muscle thinks that these slaps are ineffective at first and isn’t worried. Terry Kenyon from the crowd warns that it may seem harmless at first, but he should be careful. Wally Tusket and Dik Dik dress themselves as elder people and start cheering for the kid in hopes that the crowd would follow their lead. Kid muscle then starts to realize that these
slaps are starting to hurt him and gets worried!

by Dr. Tooth

As the episode opens up, a plush airliner carrying the Chojin finalists to their appointed destinations.  Is Kinniku Mantaro on it?  Of course not! Ikemen McMadd has made sure to give him  second rate treatment.  He is being transported via flatbed truck, along with Jaeger (Jade), Ricardo, Meat, Brocken Jr., and the kid's Mystery opponent.  Looking like losers, passers-by (in a convertible) harass him.  The kid becomes enraged, but begs for a ride anyway.

Meanwhile on the airplane, the A-list Chojins (including Destruction, Kevin Mask, and Kevin's coach Lord Flash) lounge in luxury aside the Chairman of the IWF, Ikemen and his father, Vance.  The two discuss the following match, featuring the kid.  Ikemen assures Vance that the annoying Kid will soon fall at the hands of the next fighter.  He then ejects the seat, leaving the plan.  After all, he has to rig the match, and get his chin refinished.  Ikemen enjoys the soft fall out of the airplane, until of course a jet plane rips right through the parachute.  Ikemen now plummets to the ground.  And who was on that jet plane?  His own sister, Jacqueline.

The flatbed truck dumps the wrestlers and their coaches at their stop.  The driver has to pick up a load of manure.  That must have been the reason it had an odor, at least that's what the Kid says.  Being on the road 48 hours, even on a manure truck built up the kid's appetite, so he rushes into town to fill the void in his stomach.  Meat follows at a slower pace.  As the kid is dazed and awed by the restaurant signs, Meat witnesses a disaster in the making.  A fiberglass King Kong gorilla breaks free of its cables, causing it to plummet onto a group of senior citizens.  The disturbing event causes the mystery Chojin to reveal his true form, a giant blue humanoid with an elderly man growing out where the arm should be, and legs popping out through the shoulder of his other arm.  He then transforms into the old man, leaps into the sky, grabs hold of the mammoth gorilla, and smashes it with a suplex. The elderly are amazed by their savior, known as Barrier Free man.

Seconds later, an announcement is made.  Ikemen calls attention to the Sky High Tower, where the match will be held.  The Kid returns in just enough time to see the tower transform into the ring, where the match is to be held.  Ikemen is now in several casts and bandages due to his fall.  The "Clash of Power in the Tower" has begun.  Once again, Mac Metaphor and Doc Nakano give commentary to the fight, and trade toupee jokes.  This time concerning the doc's new ionically charged hair piece, which explodes in Mac's hands.

The contenders arrive in the ring.  Kid enters the ring in a Brazilian Carnival style float shaped like a fish, and adorned with crabs, and other sea life.  He is dressed like a clown, and beats a drum, while Meat is dressed like a parrot.  Barrier Free Man enters quite differently.  He is sleeping on a giant mat, under a blanket and with a pillow for him and his old man arm.  It is carried by about 35 elderly people, struggling to hold it up.  Even the Kid laughs at this one, but not the audience, which is mostly filled with Barrier Freeman's elderly followers.  Unfortunately, one of the fogies carrying the contender slips on a discarded bottle, causing the whole procession to give way, and Barrier Free man hurtles towards the canvas.  The sniveling old man begs for forgiveness, but Barrier free Man assures him it's not his fault.  According to him, there should have been stairs of a lift to get into the ring, even though the step is a scant couple inches.  We learn why Barrier Free man gets his name.  He fights to break down the barriers for the elderly.
Suddenly, Jacqueline drops down to view the fight and give Kid Muscle the edge to fight tough (she doesn't really care about him, though. She just wants to a brutal fight).  Ikemen is obviously jealous of her popularity, and brown noses his way into her good graces. He is quickly shot down. Ikemen finally announces the fight, and shows his contempt for Kid Muscle. But as the kid is announced, only one spectator cheers.  It is his lack of respect for the elderly that does it. Dik Dik feels the kid is using reverse psychology, meaning he wants the elderly to disrespect him. And by the same reverse logic, Dik Dik has never lost a Match, but he won them all, and starts to cackle madly.  He's finally lost it (or won it).  Barrier Free Man, however, gets a standing ovation, at least by the people who are able to stand. The Kid is skeptical that this challenger even poses a threat. Meat warns him, that he's getting too cocky.  Meat witnessed the previous incident of the falling gorilla sign, and how Barrier Free suplexed it with ease. The fight gets underway.  The Kid opens by bouncing of the turnbuckle, and delivers a blow to Barrier Free man via his elbow.  The Kid's follow is a barrage of judo chops to Barrier Free Man's chest. He makes a crack about his opponent belonging in an old folks home, and Barrier Free man responds angrily that the term is retirement community. Barrier Free Man pulls off his signature movie, the GrandpolyMorph (the same move he used to turn into an old man moments earlier). Mantaro continues the barrage. The crowd is not pleased.  How dare he strike an old man?  The spectators retaliate by pelting the Kid with Teapots, apples, and various other brick a brack.  Indeed, the attacks resembled elder abuse. The old man charges at the Kid's leg, tackling him.  The Kid may have been a goner, had he not countered with a cross clench knee lock.  The old man straddles him and winds up a punch, to the delight of the crowd. Because the Kid is taking a beating, not just by the fighter, but the crowd as well, Dik Dik and Wally go under cover.  They disguise as old people to change the favor to support Kid Muscle.  Alas, to no avail.  Meanwhile, the punch is still being wound up and it is ready for impact. a gentle slap?!?!  Apparently he can't punch, since his bones aren't what they used to be.  Terry Points out that a dog with no teeth can still give a fierce gumming, and that's what the old man intends to do.  The slaps become more fast and furious, and start to cause damage as the episode fades out, along with the Kid.  Barrier Free Man definitely has something sinister planned for next time.

by Dr. Tooth

Picking up where last episode led us off.  Barrier Free Man's old man form was still packing the pounding slaps on the incapacitated Kid Muscle and the crowd watches in shock.  Terry Kenyon (munching on his favorite meal, a hamburger) knows the real story.  He knows what the famous wrestler, Slap Happy Hornhead knew.  Slaps may look weak, but they are powerful, especially taken in heavy doses.  When executed correctly, a fighter is paralyzed.  The secret to this weapon falls into bones at the bottom of the palm, also known as the "Hand Bone Basher."

Meat looks on helplessly as the kid gets pummeled.  His cries of encouragement go unnoticed, as the kid loses all feeling in his head.  A rumbling is felt in the Kid's bladder, he needs to use the rest room.  A realization comes to him.  His waist is fully functional.  With that he catapults the old man with his waist, flinging him out of the ring.  And since he is too weak to get up, he could be disqualified for a "ring out."  Barrier Free Man's elderly fans rush up asking if he needs help back into the ring.  The old man gets enraged and pushes an old lady aside.  But so as not to reveal his true feelings to the aged fans he suckered into the ring he blames the violent episode on his bad vision.  Roxanne, Trixie, and Kiki then ease the old man back on his feet and into the ring.  We find out one thing about this old man, he likes younger ladies, and Kid Muscle couldn't be more jealous.

Back in the ring, Barrier Free Man transforms to his base form, the blue humanoid and delivers a sharp High kick to Kid Muscle.   Then the friend of the elderly follows up by putting the kid into a slumber squeeze.  Barrier Free man want the Kid to know exactly how the elderly feel.  The exhaustion.  The chronic back pains.  The helplessness.  Nut that's when the kid retaliates by grabbing Barrier Free man at the legs, and putting him in an arm lock leg clasp.  Such a move goes in vain, as Barrier free Man busts out.  Fearing any more backlash from the Chojin, Kid Muscle puts his Can-Can dancing lessons to good use as he wallops him with his fast and furious footwork, rapid kicks. 

Ducking out of the way, Barrier Free man once again executes the Grandpolly morph, returning to the old man form.  It seems like an easy task to beat him now, so the Kid bounces off the ropes for a Slingshot Drop kick.  Unfortunately, that's when the old man's stomach opens up, forming the dreaded Lion's mouth.  The Kid goes flying off the ropes and into the gaping maw, causing his legs to become trapped.  Though the kid's friends suggest dancing around to escape the grasp, it's too late to do anything about it.  If the Kid thought his feet stunk before, he has to deal with "Old people smell" with a hint of moth balls.  Despite the vileness of the stench to the Kid, the younger female fans revel in it.  Now they can feel older, by smelling that way.  The old man shows off, as we found out from the previous incident, he is a very dirty old man, and loves the ladies. 

Barrier Free Man wants to finish the Kid off, but the old man doesn't want to transform when he has the Kid right where he wants him.  Now the Kid is forced to be in another hold, the "Over the Shoulder Back Crack."  The intense pain and suffering from the kid doesn't earn him any sympathy (unlike Mac Metaphor guessed).  The elderly fans seek blood lust, and want the kid to be torn in half right then and there.  Kid's friends remember how the Kid was treated at first, not having respect for the elders, and the beatings he gave the old man we clearly examples of Elder abuse.  Meat tries to Garnish support from the elderly fan focal point.  He assure them that the Kid fights only to win, and he disrespects everyone equally.  The fans do not like this and retaliate by throwing stuff at him as well. 

The old man soliloquizes about his nasty scheme.  He tricked Barrier Free man into buying all the tickets so the match would be one sided.  He wanted the old people to favor him and not Kid Muscle, and turn the favor of the match.  Meat then tries to tell the Kid to drown out all the nasty comments, like he drowns out Meat's speeches.  But to no avail.  Barrier Free Man wants to finish the Kid off again, but the old man refuses.  Against his wishes, he returns to his base form again anyway.  The Kid is still in the back Crack hold, only much more intense.  Terry stuffs his face and realizes the hold isn't as strong as before.  Only the Old man could perform the Lion's Mouth foot hold, so Terry points out that the Kid's feet are free.  The Kid's legs bound off the blue man, and he flips himself out of the hold, and bolts a double legged kick into Barrier Free Man's back.

As soon as the opportunity arises for the kid to catch his breath, Barrier Free man charges at the Kid in anticipation for another move.  The kid then trips Barrier Free man at the legs with a fast kick.  But then an argument ensues between barrier Free man and his old man counterpart.  The Old man insists that they would have won if the Blue fool didn't get in his way.  His insults are discouraging, surely Barrier Free man would be nothing without the old man's help.  Haunted by the image of the event that led him to where he was, Barrier Free man has a nervous break down, and then comes clean by telling his whole sordid tale.

Barrier Free man's name is really Nills.  He was a nurse who worked at a retirement community.  He loved helping the less fortunate and the helpless residents.  However, he was disgusted by all the obstacles and barriers the elderly had, the stairs, the stiff seats, and the horrid food.  He realized then and there he needed to do something.  He did everything he could, but wanted to do still more.  So he realized the only way to help the others was to be a role model for the young and a hero to the old.  Indeed he decided to become a wrestler.  The shocking truth came to him quickly.  He wasn't any good.  He wasn't even the 9th best fighter.  Disillusioned, he took a walk in the woods, collecting fire wood.  He started to cry.  As his dreams of helping the elderly faded, he heard the cackling voice of an old man.  And old man growing out of a branch of the tree directly behind him.  The old man was told of Nills' plight, and assured him that he could help.  The old man then absorbed himself into the body of
The old man struggles for superiority, causing Barrier Free man to step down, and let the old man do all the work.  As Dik Dik, Wally and Terry look on, they can only reply that if you're going to be stuck to someone, at least make sure you get along (perhaps starting with a trial run).  Ringside, an old woman offers a handkerchief to the two headed dislike minded Chojin.  That's the reason Barrier Free man Is fighting, and calls off stepping down.  But a horrible scene takes place as the old man violently slaps the elderly fan aside, and replies "I hate old people!"  Barrier Free man breaks down and cries once again, as the inner conflict will never be won.  The intense power struggle intensifies as the episode comes to a close.
 

by Dr. Tooth

Upon entering the ring, Chijoman butts his bald head into the Kid's stomach, causing him to fall toward the mat.  Then, the old man flips into a crab crawl headed for the kid, once again performing the devastating Lion's Mouth (a move Doc tries on Mac, using his hair piece).  With Kid's Feet firmly in place, Chijoman puts him back in the Naryama Back Breaker.  This time, he cannot get out, as Nills is trapped inside, and the Lion's Mouth hold is as strong as ever.  But as Terry points out, it's impossible for a normal wrestler to break out, but the Kid is far from normal.  And then, something incredible happens.  The elderly crowd who once jeered and hated the Kid are now cheering him on, as he fights for his life.  Kid Muscle realizes they're now his fans and fights even harder. 

Meanwhile, inside, as his heart is now broken, Nills cries for the loss of his dreams, soul and dignity.  Tears spew from his eyes, causing them to get wet, allowing the Kid to slip through the Lion's Mouth, and leap out of the back breaker.  And that is when the Kid's Power of Ultimate Muscle comes through.  He rapidly takes Chijoman on with a Back throw, a power bound, and then a forceful Kinniku-driver.  The Kid is clearly fighting for both the older and younger generation.  That's when Chijoman wants out.  He doesn't want to lose with dignity, and his new dreams involve escaping to Miami.  But Nills takes control.  He has to stay on his arm and lose the match with all the honor he can muster.  Not to mention that Chijoman must pay for his treachery and deceit.  Nills then asks the Kid to defeat them both then and there.  With that, the Kid kicks them skywards.  Chijoman whines about how he is too old to be beaten like this.  Nills assures him that bones will heal, but broken promise never will.  Jacqueline is
Meat over hears the conversation.  He tells the kid that he shouldn't let any sympathy get in the way of battle, and remembers the matches that Kinnikuman Suguru had to fight.  The Kid understands, and cartwheels and flips to the ropes.  Grabbing on, he builds up force, and lets go, giving an intense version of his signature finishing move, the Muscle Millennium.  The impact on the ropes is so intense, it causes Nills' and Chijoman's teeth to fall out.  The Kid becomes the first contender to pass on to the semi-finals.  Ikemen reluctantly gives Kid the trophy, but the Kid has his eyes on a trophy girlfriend, mainly Jackie.  She congratulates her big Muscle boy, and leaves for the next match.  She then tells the kid that she wants the next battle he has to face to be filled with violence and gore.  But there is someone else the kid wants to talk to.  Nills.

Nills is too weak to get up from that last move.  The Kid apologizes and says that he had to win the match.  Nills wanted it that way.  After every match he won, Nills felt as empty as his hollow victories.  Since he has lost, he is satisfied.  Chijoman is motionless on the floor outside the ring.  The Kid proceeds to help, but the Elderly fans want him to simply rot outside of Nills' body for all the pain he inflicted.  Nills is forgiving, and welcomes the old man back on his arm.  Nills made a promise to help all the elderly, even Chijoman, especially since he's had a change of heart. They both leave as the confetti falls, and the match is over.

Meanwhile, the Black division quarter finals are about to begin.  The ring is set, the announcers are there, and the two Chojins are about to enter the ring (which is placed in the middle of an airplane runway).  A loud thunderous roar is heard, as Destruction enters the ring riding his motorbike.  The Kid and his friends arrive just in time to see the next fighter enter the ring.  Looking skyward they see something headed for the ring.  Is it a bird?  Is it a plane?  Yes and no. it's none other than Comrade Turbinski!   And as the episode closes, the two fighters size each other up.

By Maz Powerz